The funeral will be this coming Wednesday.
Everyone is invited over this Tuesday night to help assemble the casket.
Pssst, we already have an allen wrench.
When I first heard about this yesterday morning on the radio, my first thought was about some kind of build-it-yourself casket joke. Then I find out the entire internet beat me to it.
I just happened to get the news of this Saturday while eating some Swedish meatballs at my local Ikea.