Alright, when I was a kid, my parents always went crazy when we wrote on ourselves in pen/marker because of “ink poisoning”.
But as I got older I realized the nice little notepad the back of my left hand made and I’m always scribbling notes/dates on it. And with the different bands I’ve played with, I always get a stamp at the door with a considerable amount of ink (certainly more than it takes me to write “practice 4:30” on my hand). What are the most deadly inks (barring outright poisons, of course)? Do they make poison-free pens?
And what about my tattoos? I would think they would be even more deadly. How unfortunate yet funny it would be if my Pac-Man tattoo slowly ate my insides away!