Make perfect pancakes every time!
Oh, no!
Void where prohibited. Offer not valid in Texas, Louisiana, and North Dakota. Please allow 4-12 weeks for delivery.
Mention that you saw this ad and we’ll throw in another one absolutely free! That’s two for the price of one!
And one of my all-time favourites:
Great for campers and a must for boaters!
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Call me now!
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Its the Crystals that are the secret - For some people Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend, for me its Crystals.
“And it can be stored easily under a bed!”
“For entertainment purposes only. Children under 18 please get your parent’s permission.”
“I was dead broke, until I started placing TINY CLASSIFIED ADS from my one bedroom apartment.”
“Well, how does it work?”
It gets down into the matting! It gets down into the padding!
Why, you could make a tomato last all summer slicing it this thin!
Lose up to 20 pounds and two dress sizes in just two short weeks!
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It will slice meat so thin your mother in law will never come back.
Sorry Tennesse!!
Jan, I just can’t believe it!
Not sold in any store.
Regards,
Shodan
As used in hospitals.
Make fresh peanut butter! Ground coffee! Turn boiled eggs into delicious egg salad!
You shouldn’t listen to crowds, and you shouldn’t listen to pans.
If you call in the next ten minutes, we’ll double the size! That’s right, you get a full 12 ounce tub for the price of the 6 ounce tub!