(Said when the cameras tun off) “I can’t believe they are actually buying this peice of shit! And the FDA doesn’t even have to approve it!”
dizzy blond woman: HOW MANY kinds of pasta?
Ron P.: Hundreds. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta.
d.b.w.: WOW. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta!
splash text at bottom of screen: Hundreds of kinds of pasta!!
audience of the damned: clap. clap. clap. clap. clap.