Insert Miscellaneous Line From TV Infomercial Here

(Said when the cameras tun off) “I can’t believe they are actually buying this peice of shit! And the FDA doesn’t even have to approve it!”

dizzy blond woman: HOW MANY kinds of pasta?

Ron P.: Hundreds. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta.

d.b.w.: WOW. HUNDREDS of kinds of pasta!

splash text at bottom of screen: Hundreds of kinds of pasta!!

audience of the damned: clap. clap. clap. clap. clap.