“Her body is amazing, but her face…”
This is known over here as a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch*.)
As opposed to a FAFCAM (Fit As Fuck, Common As Muck).
*UK TV program that recreates crimes and asks for witnesses to come forward.
Breaking the seal was common when I was in college nearly 20 years ago.
My doctor friend claims that this comes about because your bladder is so stretched it feels empty long before it is - he says to wait a little while and you will find that you have to urinate more.
I have found there to be some truth to this - however I am usually drunk when I am doing this experiment, so I can’t be convince of the veracity of my observations.
I’m having problems parsing this. Can you elaborate?
I am not sure how else to explain it…
He says that because your bladder is so stretched it temporarily loses some ability to feel when it is empty. [I’m now interjecting my opinion] I suppose what happens is the nerves are overloaded from holding it so long[/end my opinion]
He says that the bladder shrinks to a certain size and we feel empty - but we aren’t. He says to simply stand at the urinal for a few minutes - relaxed - and the bladder will start to push out more urine.
I have found this to be true when I have tried it. I have never measured how much more comes out - but is more than a few drops.
That actually condradicts my opinion - that the bladder overreacts when it’s only half-full - but validates that second flow thing, which I always thought was the kidneys working overtime.
Interesting!
I’ve heard “Dreamboat Body, Shipwreck Face.”
As to “breaking the seal,” I can only say I had never heard that term used that way before I opened this thread.
The concept is familiar though?
Same here! Been using it since college, 35, woman.
Two-bagger: a woman so ugly that you’d have to put a bag over her head in order to have sex with her. And another bag over that one in case the first one breaks.
Related to beer goggles, “She’s a #,” used for women who wouldn’t be considered attractive without being under the influence of alcohol. Where # = the amount of beer you’d have to have drunk before considering going home with said female. Examples: “She’s a pitcher.” “She’s a six-pack.” “It’d take a case for her.”
For pointing out women, the aviator “o’clock” system is invaluable. 12 o’clock is directly in front, 6 o’clock directly behind the person you’re trying to guide. Note that this is not in relation to the guide. The inability to provide proper spatial orientation will result in insults questioning the guide’s manhood.
Cockblock: person who interferes when attempting to hit on a woman. Can be either a female or male companion of the woman, or another man who is trying to hit on her. Your wingman can also become a cockblock if he’s not a good wingman, screws up, or is just a target-stealing asshole.
Wingman: companion used to peel away defensive elements around a woman you’re trying to hit on. Can also be a wingwoman, though it’s pretty rare to find a female friend who is willing to help you approach women, help you overcome any defensive reactions, and make you look good.
Gods, just knowing these makes me look like a woman-hating pig. I’m not though, honest.
I’m 67 and I never heard breaking the seal used in the present context before today. And I’ve spent way too much time in low-life beer joints.