I can never think of any good ones, so if some people have anything good to contribute, please do so.
“may your camel stall in front of a runaway dung wagon”
I came across a site which claimed Gerri Haliwell’s surname would translate to this in Arabic.
"All too often your predecessors in this area, whose tradition you uphold so well, proved to be nothing more than axe-grinding political reactionary inbred unthinking illogical cereberally-challenged knee-biter two-bit flame-throwing fight-starting loud-mouthed dippy know-nothing lunatic impotent Tiberius moronic dumb loser no-date sheet-for-brains cowardly crass tin-plated-dictator-with-delusions-of-manhood flaccid fatheaded needle-nosed wimpy
pimply facile Canadian bigoted mean small-minded dull cheap-shot-taking impolite pinheaded idiotic boring asinine oxygen-wasting loony screwball braindead feeble sophmoric simplistic egocentric never-kissed-a-girl drooling clueless stuffed-shirt weiner-brained dittohead armpit-scratching knuckle-dragging incapable-of-realizing-no-one-gives-two-yanks-of-a-pig’s-teet-what-their-politics-are black-helicopter-fearing Bircher obnoxious
bad-beer-drinking hypocritical hair-triggered unread pesty churlish stupid self-righteous lame childish unlistening rude unquestioning Good-Times-Virus-contributing nightmarishly-ill-informed pablum-puking cretinous obstinate intellectuallly-bankrupt unsound childish doltish mouth-breathing hydrocephalic pontificating shrill easily-offended knock-kneed Gawd-help-us dotty puerile juvenile criminally-ignorant sorry-assed monstrous priggish
maggot-brained pissant foul-smelling cranky fricked-up weasel-word-talking moronic poop-for-brains danglesocket wannabe know-nothing painful-rectal-itch-of-a-person snot-sucking gaping-wound-where-the-brain-should-be trying annoying sickly childish piggy excrement-spewing hate-filled trash-talking ill-conceived personality-transplant-needing pinheaded urinal-breath incognizant lame-ass breathable-air-wasting meat-by-product horse-faced
decaf-drinking thumb-sucking no-date shivelled-spirit loser hose-bag bitch-talking crybaby craven no-sense-of-humor no-sense
unworthy laborious bet-you-think-I-can’t-keep-this-up-bet-I-can facile reprobate ungraceful slackbladder clue-repellent just-plain-repellent momma’s-boy wailing sniggeringly-inept
uncreative immature lackluster beneath-contempt mild-geek-by-day-but-freaking-offal-eating-
geek-by-night wormy crass no-excuse unclear-on-the-concept attention-craving
net-loon drive-by-shooting-candidate freakish stupid lying snivelling no-class
lower-than-dirt illiterate unprofessional inadequate laughable inept uncultured repugnant prig goober earwig flaccid zero-friends did-you-ever-finish- that-degree-or-are-your-pompous-posts-your-way-of-trying-to-deal-with-your-failures-as-a-real-human grunting nakedly-juvenile-to-the-core embarrassing masochistic goose-egg-IQ hellspawn inarticulate flailing funkless dolt creepy monstrous socially-clumsy dog-kibble noxious atrophied-neuron
irredeemable posting-recklessly-while-under-the-delusion-you-can-actually-think truculent mycogenous goony spittle-spraying one-track-minded nebbish hopelessly-outclassed pofaced amoral toadlike craptrap buttinski loopy spoiled-brat idiotic you-should-eat-more-because-it’s-obvious-your-body-is-scavenging-your-grey-matter-for-nourishment boorish whiny unsound
capable-of-sucking-ambient-humor-from-the-very-air atrocious imbecilic impotent
malodorous dismissable boring incapable callous mean-spirited snippy piece-of-dung evil nerdy almost-not-worth-this-but-I-gotta-say-you’re-a-fun-target pre-pubescent cheesy monosyllabic safe-and-effective-diuretic rank-smelling fetid ditchwater peculiar noxious thick-skulled troglodyte wheedling monkey-boy pukestain inbred flirting-with-intelligence-but- getting-the-cold-shoulder-in-return distressing Air-Supply-listening scrotum-sniffing
illkempt weedy figment-of-Satan’s-imagination bottom-feeding cromagnon pasty-faced Don-of-the-Moron-Mafia colostomy-brain pathetic nipple-biting noisome irrelevant be-sure-to-say-“when” deportee-from-the-Land-of-Good-Taste bile-inducing ridiculous feverish fricking total waste of time malignant feeble nauseating dribbly blisteringly-dull brane-challenged
etiquette-impaired mouth-breathing intellectual-pea lard-butt unremarkable dozen-word-vocabulary amateurish King-of-Denial weinerbrain useless trivial sleep-inducing nightmarish disagreeable snotty prize-winning-jerk limp illogical uncouth piddling blue-ribbon-scumbag negligible insulting unreasonable pablum-licking strange little puke. Go home. "
I think we all know now the answer to the question “How did Eutychus55 get to be a moderator?”
And as we all stand in awe of Euty’s mastery of the form, I have to say I was going to say the exact same thing!
Well, almost. I would have put "fart-belching’ between “mild-geek-by-day-but-freaking-offal-eating-
geek-by-night” and “wormy crass no-excuse unclear-on-the-concept attention-craving net-loon”.
But other than that, I was gonna say the same thing. Really, I was.
Ugly
Actually, I had posted this once before and stated that I couldn’t take credit for it. It was originally posted by one Bermuda999 back on the old AOL board.
My late B-I-L’s insult, most often used with me:
“I’d like to buy you for what you’re worth and sell you for what you think you’re worth.”
I forget which book, but in one of Stephen King’s novels he uses “Go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut”. I’ve yet to find a situation to use it, but I’m still looking.
When I was younger, my cousin and I loved to try and create long winded insults but (again I forget the exact source) we read an editorial by a comedian and he gave us our absolute favorite:
Your feeble attempt to participate in any intelligent conversation whatsoever only goes to exaggerate your already pathetic lack of mental ability.
Pretty tame now, but I still use it occasionally. Kind of funny the various responses I get when I do. Usually a smirk of amusement, but there have actually been a few cases of head scratching.