…in the first line of this week’s column about the presumed link between autism and vaccines:
(Emphasis mine) The Mercurochrome article was written in July of 2004, nearly three years ago.
If years are but days to the Master, can there be any doubt of his omniscience? 
It’s no wonder he’s still going strong after 34 years; 1973 must feel like a few weeks ago. Can you imagine the sheer mass of recreational substances you’d need in order to distort your sense of time that bad?
I can try to imagine it, but a sample would help to manage the task.