Quotes like “Cleopatra was closer in time to the iPhone than she was to the Pyramids of Giza”, etc.
Or “The United States, as a nation, is so young that it is only about as old as the lifespan of 3 octogenarians put end on end.”
Or “The mirrors used for making some semiconductor chips these days have to be so perfect that if they were stretched to the size of Germany, there could not be any bumps larger than a fingernail.”
What are some other good factoids to share/quote for trivia discussions?
A guy I used to work for liked to tell the story of when he was in college, and a bunch of his frat brothers were sitting around one night discussing American history like it had all happened ages ago. Finally this guy from Germany, who had been sitting there the whole time listening to the conversation, piped up and said “You know, my parents’ house is older than your entire country.”
With your arms spread wide again to represent all time on earth, look at one hand with its line of life. The Cambrian begins in the wrist, and the Permian Extinction is at the outer end of the palm. All of the Cenozoic is in a fingerprint, and in a single stroke with a medium-grained nail file you could eradicate human history.
This one hit me like a granite brick when I was standing in Westminster Abbey. As I understand it, the most recent construction is older than the USA. It first opened like two USAs ago. And Europe is full of stuff like that. Mind bending.
Tyrannosaurus Rex is closer in time to an iPhone than to Stegosaurus.
Texarkana Texas is closer to Chicago Illinois (794 miles) than it is to El Paso Texas (814 miles).
I heard about it this way: “There’s a company with a branch office in Texarkana and the office manager asks the office in El Paso to send out a consultant for a particular job. El Paso responds, ‘Ask the office in Chicago to send someone - they’re closer.’”
A few years ago, with the help of the Dope, I crunched the numbers. If the Milky Way galaxy was shrunk down to the size of the Pacific Ocean, then the Voyager spacecraft, in its lifetime, would have traveled about nine inches.
Kane Tanaka is the world’s oldest person who celebrated her 119th birthday on January 2, 2022. That means she was 19 when Betty White was born. Mathematically, she could be Betty White’s mother!