Good for a chuckle…I found this on another board I frequent. I would give credit, but I have no idea who the orginal poster of this was, or where they got it from.
Official Forum Flame
Dear:
Clueless Newbie
Loser
Spammer
12 year old
Pervert
Nerd
Vet
Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
You posted a thread already posted 1000 times.
You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
You bumped a thread from the last page.
You started an off-topic thread.
You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message .
You don’t know which forum to post in.
You posted false information (or lack thereof).
You posted something totally stupid.
You doubleposted.
You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
You posted a X > Y thread.
I don’t like your tone of voice.
Everyone is wondering what you are smoking.
To Repent, You Must:
Give up your AOL Internet account
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Actually post something relevant
Put your hands in an outlet
Apologize to everybody on this forum
Go stand in the middle of a freeway
Watch every episode of Roseanne
Shove a flashlight in your nose and look for the brain
In Closing, I’d Like to Say:
Get a life
Never post again
I pity your dog
I think your IQ must be 6
Take your crap somewhere else
Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
All of the above…twice
I am sure I’m not the only one who wishes they had access to something like this in the past…