Interesting Form I found

Good for a chuckle…I found this on another board I frequent. I would give credit, but I have no idea who the orginal poster of this was, or where they got it from.
Official Forum Flame

Dear:
Clueless Newbie
Loser
Spammer
12 year old
Pervert
Nerd
Vet
Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because
You posted a thread already posted 1000 times.
You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
You bumped a thread from the last page.
You started an off-topic thread.
You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message .
You don’t know which forum to post in.
You posted false information (or lack thereof).
You posted something totally stupid.
You doubleposted.
You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
You posted a X > Y thread.
I don’t like your tone of voice.
Everyone is wondering what you are smoking.

To Repent, You Must:
Give up your AOL Internet account
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Actually post something relevant
Put your hands in an outlet
Apologize to everybody on this forum
Go stand in the middle of a freeway
Watch every episode of Roseanne
Shove a flashlight in your nose and look for the brain

In Closing, I’d Like to Say:
Get a life
Never post again
I pity your dog
I think your IQ must be 6
Take your crap somewhere else
Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
All of the above…twice
I am sure I’m not the only one who wishes they had access to something like this in the past…

Heh. Some of us have had access to something like that in the past.

Heh. Thanks, Kat. I was looking for that last night. :slight_smile: