International Doper Knowledge Exchange

1) What country are you from? Currently, New Yawk, New Yawk (so nice they named it twice) :wink: USA

2) Translate the following:

hello: Yo; 'sup?

goodbye: Later; Peace

thank you: Word.

Where is the bathroom? - Where’s the friggin’ head?

Do you speak English? - Hable Engles???

I’m a tourist, I can do whatever I want: Get tha fuck outta heah!

F*** off! - obscene arm gesture

It was all your fault: Fuhggedaboudit!

What is that? - What the fuck?!?!?

3) An interesting/funny/not well-known fact about your country:

You have NYC, and then you have America;

Welcome to New York. Now get out.

Is this somehow related to the German Ausfahrt? For those who don’t have a clue what I’m talking about, Ausfahrt is the German for ‘exit’, generally a highway exit. Thousands of English-speaking tourists giggle every year because of this. The Germans use Fahrt alot - basically, for any situation involving movement or travel over a distance. Christ’s ascension into Heaven is called the Himmelfahrt, for example. An airplane trip is a Flugfahrt - a very funny-sounding word to English ears. ‘FLOOG-fart’. Say it out loud a few times and try to remember its mundane meaning.

Now, to justify my hijack, I’ll give a link to multilingual funness.

I Fart = in motion (in danish anyhow, although I know some peope for whom it is true any way you look at it.

Similar is that the word “marine” as in, marine technology etc in sweden is sjöfart, literally motion upon the sea. I worked for a chain of hotels here that had a hotel which I would translate as “The Maritime Hotel”. Sounds lovely doesn’t it? Hell of a lot nicer than the “Sea Fart Hotel” as my colleagues consistantly described the hotel to english speaking guests. Spent more time on the floor at that job (rolling around laughing) than I did behind my desk.