What strange malady do you think is afflicting me? Symptoms:
Raspy voice/lost voice
Green poop
Minimal coughing
Occasional sneeze
Minimal mucous
No fever
I don’t really “feel” sick. I just have peculiar symptoms.
Just curious. And kindly no “just go see a doctor” responses…I can’t really go see a doctor at 12 o clock at night. I know that if I can’t kick this on my own in a couple days, I’ll have to see one.
Medical advice is more appropriate for IMHO than GQ.
Colibri
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The green poop is probably just the food coloring/dye in something you’re eating. I know I get neon green poop from artificially purple stuff, like grape-flavored drinks.
ETA: I think I’ve also gotten it from black jellybeans.
Anxiety.
Green poop can also come from iron suppliments, or a diet heavy in iron [iron rich water, or cooking exclusively in cast iron cooking tools that are inadequately seasoned]
mild virus or allergy causing post nasal drip. It does wacky things to poop!
I concur with my fellow internet physician.
I love how the green poop is the symptom that everyone’s latching onto. Just for fun, I googled “green poop,” and I came up with—I shit you not—http://www.greenpoop.org/ and http://www.greenpoop.net/.
Other than the rather mundane raspy voice, there really aren’t any other significant symptoms there to latch onto.
I went to WebMD and according to their symptom program, I have a “common cold.”