I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again: Just when I thought I’d seen it all…
Guys with fetishes for watching Godzilla step on stuff, hockeyMPREG (stories about male hockey players - pregnant), and other weird/disgusting stuff…
I frequent Portal of Evil and the latest page linked on there is a page with the seemingly innocent title of “Cetaecean Creations”. Innocent till you go there and discover that it’s a collection of cartoonish drawings of dolphins and whales getting freaky.
It’s like a car accident. Horrible, but you can’t help to look at it for a minute. The drawings are, predictably, awful. But there was one that made me go WTF?!?! and laugh like nuts. If you really wanna see it, copy and paste the link. WARNING: Not AT ALL safe for work! http ://www.cetacean-creations.com/xphins/horsefem.jpg
If you can’t or rather would not see it (and I wouldn’t blame you), FTR, it’s a drawing of a dolphin gettin’ it on with a horse. Yes, that’s right. A horse. Can you even imagine this happening for real? “Walkin’ along the beach, nice day, yeah…hey, what’s that out in the water? A horse? That’s cool. Nice horse. Hey, he’s moving funny…what’s that in the water underneath him? Is that a dolphin? It is! Wha - **OMFG WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT DOLPHIN??? WTF?!?!?! :eek: **”
If I live to be 100, I will never understand how there can possibly be people out there who would fap to this…
At least the cartoon pictures are of people. (Presumably you mean hentai). So you can, you know, mentally put yourself or someone you know into the picture. But a horse and a dolphin? How does that equate to arousing?
Wow, just this morning, I was musing on the possibility of a dolphin mating with a horse. Probably an off-shoot of watching my cat trying to make it with a stuffed animal for the last several days.
So, imagine my joy at seeing that link, clicking the link…and getting the big black screen of death that says that particular site is blocked from work.
I find it much easier to believe that someone would SAY they dig pictures of horses & dolphins instead of actually getting off on it.
Why? Oh, some silly attempt to “be weirder” than the next guy like it’s junior high all over again.
Read the guy’s thoughts while he’s yanking it, and I guarantee they’re not of Godzilla stomping stuff. . .they’re of the girl at the coffee shop with the exposed thong. Just like you and me.
