Shit yeah. If they don’t have it, they can’t invent the new sexual maneuvers that we all pick on (and sometimes wish we could pull off).
I am, after all, the foremost authority around here on weird sexual maneuvers.
showing off my championship belt
Is that what that is…
And all this time we thought it was a rash!
Y’know, there’re ways to treat that.
I…er…yeah! It’s a belt!..a…belt…
It just…you know…oozes pus.
You mean this guy has Internet access? :eek:
As far as I know, male crabs do have an organ that pops out and shoots semen
Hm, well, if you really want to know, it can get a bit more kinky than that in the crustacean world. Here is how some lobsters do it. It involves regular beatings, urinating and bare skin :eek: (the link is safe, I promise)
**universe : bizarre | internet : _______ **
a) frustrating
b) perverse
c) squamous
d) kidney-shaped
ANSWER: b) perverse
Aw crap. You mean it’s not kidney shaped? Where’s my eraser?
Um…cite?
What? Like you weren’t thinking it?
*A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
with which dolphins do not have intercourse,
that is, of course, unless the horse,
is the famous Mr. Ed!
Go right to the source and check the horse,
you’ll see if he’s hung like a horse, of course,
which Flipper seeks as a semen source,
the horny Mr. Ed!
Flipper rolls on her back and squeaks
while Ed, he pounds away,
and afterwards they’ll take a break
then get it on some other way.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
which dolphins prefer as a sex resource
they screw while showing no remorse,
and listen to this, “Flipper, give me head!”
*
Those links on the first page to cetacean-creations.com don’t work for me… I just get a 1x1 pixel image according to FF.
ChaoticBear are you complaining or bragging?
Complaining.
Huh. Did not know that. What about the starfish? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Nope, starfish do’nt have a twang but have to wath Flipper and Mr. Ed do it to release their “gametes” in the surrounding watermasses. Yup, a bit like the sponges. Can get quite messy.
The following image is titled “Grey Whales ready for mating” I found it through Google Images. I don’t think that’s a flipper sticking up out of the water! 
:eek: Yike! What a… tentacle!
sniff I love the internet so much. What a wondrous age we live in. Just ten years ago, if a person wondered what a whale penis looked like, they’d have to do some actual work to find out. Most people never got to see a whale penis in their whole lives. Now, anyone can see a whale penis whenever they like. One might say everyone has a whale penis at their beck and call day and night. Did Albert Einstein or Richard Feynman even dare to dream of such a thing?