:smack:
Damn you Fish!
[sub]I guess it did take 76 posts to beat me to that line. [/sub]
This is the bestest, funniest, train-wreck, troll-roast, PALATR*, joke-pun-snark, “God exists/No, he doesn’t”, cats-is-cute (or gods), gay-bass (I think), HWILF,** cryto(ana)grammatic, but-no-stupid-food-for-breakfast thread EVER!!!
But I still ain’t drinking no beer with pie (meat pies notwithstanding). It’s un-American, I tells, just un-American!
Signed, Gnithgif-4-5
- Point And Laugh At The Retard.
** HWILF: Huffy-Walker I’d Like To Fuck (or Half-Wit, if the poster who wrote, “I’d do her,” prefers).
And “go down”.
And “go down”.
Moses.

Well, what about an anagram?
God led Lenny.
An obvious reference to Lenny Bruce, who wasn’t a big fan of GroupThink, but loved him some dirty words.
Anagram! :smack: Of course, an anagram!
It could also be “Dog led Lenny”, did Lenny Bruce have a dog?
Wile E:BTW, eludcidator wins the thread.
Goddamnit, I just got here and the competition is already over?
That’s it, I’m taking my cute cat pictures and going home.
Sorry elucidator’s posts gave me the highest ratio of spitting soda on my monitor due to laughing while reading the thread.
[sub]elucidator also owes me a new monitor.[/sub]
Can we see the cute cat pics anyway?
Can we see the cute cat pics anyway?
Okay, here ~ ya ~ go, ~ pal. Is this ~ enough?
Warning: cuteness overload.
Aaarrrgh! It burns! Fluffy! Adorable! Agony! Some post-modernist irony, stat!
Wow, ETF, I’m jealous of where you live! Is it some cat-skin coat factory? Those are nice looking pelts.

Okay, here ~ ya ~ go, ~ pal. Is this ~ enough?
Warning: cuteness overload.
Care to upload that Stonehenge shot on your desktop? (ok yeah, cute cat)

So I have been posting for the last couple of weeks. I am going to be honest, this board is like Groupthink. There are very very few differing opinions. And if someone does offer an differing/opposing view, they are slaughtered even though their opinion is valid and argument sound. While this is true in all parts of the board, this is especially true in the political discussions. Everyone feeds off the hatred on this board. My theory is that people who feel the need to be that narrow minded are looking for control in their own lives. People, its time to take care of that issue.
I am an extremely independent (politically and otherwise), open minded thinker. I honestly don’t see a place for me here. I am disappointed as I thought it was going to be different. Oh, and I did lurk for a bit but I think I may have just tried to deny because some of the threads are funny.
Oh well. Goodbye. But remember, hate and intolerance never gets anyone anywhere. You end of imploding in it.
Yeah, what he said. Fuck ya’ll, I’m leaving too.
[sub]No I’m not, please don’t ban me. [/sub]

Care to upload that Stonehenge shot on your desktop? (ok yeah, cute cat)
I would if I could, but that’s several years and one monitor ago, and I haven’t the faintest idea where I found it. Googling for Stonehenge pix will lead you to hundreds, nay, thousands of images to choose from. Like this site. Or this site – that should offer a few candidates.
Can we see the cute cat pics anyway?
No.

Dang it! :smack:

Warning: cuteness overload.
He has a bucket!
I think you’ve got something there.
:: bows before Leviosaurus ::
Just now, four days later, I suddenly understood this joke. Maybe you shouldn’t be bowing before me, after all

Aaarrrgh! It burns! Fluffy! Adorable! Agony! Some post-modernist irony, stat!

Aaarrrgh! It burns! Fluffy! Adorable! Agony! Some post-modernist irony, stat!
See, this is why we all love you!
What?

…CLEAR!..
Thanks, I needed that…
That would never occur to me !
:smack:
Well, you really do learn something new everyday.
By the way, this is NOT a picture of a cat. Really. I promise.
ok, maybe it is.