And there’s no bigger conservative value than screwing up !
That’s not a value, its a feature.
And what is more traditional than hypocrisy?
but in all fairness to her, she was a circus clown.
Don’t forget the classics - “Falling Off Speaker”, “Horking On Carpet” and “I Meant To Do That”.
Not to mention the all-time classic, Staircase Obstruction.
I hate the Ankle Slalom.
There’s also “Impersonating Snoopy pretending to be a vulture while on top of the fridge,” the “Stretching up on the biped to demand food which they claim that I won’t like, but I know I will, and if I don’t it’s because of a dirty trick on the biped’s part and not that the food is something I’m just not interested in eating,” the “I don’t care what you think, biped, you’re not getting up, because I don’t want you to,” and the “Oh shit! The biped’s got that ‘It’s time to go to the vet’ look in their eye again. Where can I hide?”
Or “Human with claw clippers – retract paws into body cavity while writhing like a python on crack!”
Am I the only one who tries to read poster’s names backwards in case there’s some hidden meaning or witty word play?
Hmm … Elen_Luyddog
Dog DyuL Nele
Dog D YuLnele
Do GD Yu Lnele
Okay, nothing hidden or witty there. Nevermind.
[sub]BTW, eludcidator wins the thread.[/sub]
Our mostly-black cat is the Master of this one - in the darkened basement staircase. It has a corollary, human position - “Human Flailing Wildly For Handrail Before Tumbling Down Stairs.”
Ditto!
Excusay moi. Lets see Teddy try that in mid air.
And it wasn’t a pike. Looks more like a full front layout with tail ascendant.
Well, what about an anagram?
God led Lenny.
An obvious reference to Lenny Bruce, who wasn’t a big fan of GroupThink, but loved him some dirty words.
Since I’ve read 4 pages of this thread and found out what everyone else thinks, I feel that I can safely say that I agree that the OP was wrong. We certainly don’t have a group think mind that allows no dissent.
(Psst, if the consensus changes, someone let me know so I can agree!!)
Null-eyed God.
Goddamnit, I just got here and the competition is already over? :mad:
That’s it, I’m taking my cute cat pictures and going home.
That would never occur to me !
It’s very efficient when you end of imploding.
The OP has imploded, hasn’t she? What a way to end of.