I would like to formally announce that the new SDMD president is dpr. He won with an underwhelming margin in the poles in our voting thread.
President dpr will be sworn at in this thread.
I mean sworn in.
Please help as much as possible as president dpr organizes his administration.
I knew dpr could do it! Seeing as how I voted for him (over and over again), I get to be a representative!
Wonder what that means?
Also wonder if the new pres will check in whilst he’s moving. This thread could be dead before he comes back.
::dons party hat::
**Great Work DPR!! **
Just remember that now you are president your policy should be “As you wish”.
Is this step 2 for final world domination?
hmm… am I still allowed to grumble about the administration, even though I didn’t vote?
Way to be an American, FDWTFUN. 
I’d like to see a manual recount. (Somebody had to say it.)
As soon as I get Manuel from down the hall…
Someone also had to say that.
“Manuel!! Manuel!!”“Yes Mr Faulty?”
"Count those votes!!
Oooops :o
sorry - I didn’t check and dpr has been playing on the computer here - don’t blame him for the sad Faulty Towers quote. I admit it - it was me!!! Dammit, I want a fair trial!!!
Will I get that under dpr’s regime though?
Congratulations, dpr! Now I just have to decide when those photos should surface. 
Kidding, kidding. There are no photos. It’s a video tape.
But I , on the other hand, DO have photos grins
Hey, wyldelf, where’s dpr? And has he shown you chat yet?
Photos??? Share!!! (Then again, I’ve already seen the body paint one…)
And hey, do I get a position under the dpr administration? And good call, silver fire! We definitely need to get wyldelf into chat with the rest of us crazies…
<sigh> Well, I guess I’ll have to concede it to ya, dpr, buddy. I would demand a recount, but it’s already been done, and I don’t think Manuel likes me too much.
That said, congrats, and can I have a position, even though I was technically against you? I take it back, really!
I want to be Secretary of War. I don’t give a shit who the President is, just make me in charge of the bigass guns.
Oh, as we seem to be starting to pander for positions, I would like to be secretary of defense. I want to be in charge of those planes and bombs and men in uniform and tanks and submarines. I promise not to invade more than a country a week.
I hardly ever play with matches. Don’t be alarmed by the straightjacket, it is just for looks. Also these men in white coat, ah they’re coming to take me away aha…
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Hey - I just phoned him to say he was president and I think he has secretly locked himself away to plan world domination. (or maybe just to write his acceptance speech).
Actually he is moving house today - which is where I am heading in a minute. Dammit - I should have moved in with them - it would have been awesome (till we killed each other of course).
No - he hasn’t shown me chat yet (he’s probably too scared of the tales I could tell - my pyjamas will never fit me again (interesting story #1) ) so feel free to educate me on his behalf 
Maybe I can get the upper hand on him and dampen his presidential supreme power
friedo if you become secretary of defence before me just because you posted 1st, there might have to be an assassination. Not that I’m threatening anyone or anything, it’s just politics.
dpr - can I be Minister for Foreign Affairs?
You know how much I want to have some.
Congrats, dpr!
I’m trying to think of what duties you’d like me to perform while I’m under you…
Wait! Meant under your rule…or something like that