Introducing the lovely Nymysys

wyldelf! And here I thought you were ignoring my invite! Glad you could make it. Pull up a rock and stay awhile. I’m just over here in the corner chatting up a guest.

I was just chastising some of the other guests on IRC for leaving the party. Apparently they find each other more interesting than us. But yes, I would guess they’re keeping one hairy eyeball on the goings-on. Shoe shopping sounds like a FAB idea. How’s Saturday for you? Gotta have good shoes. You never gave me your music/book/beer/whatnot preferences. Get on it, wouldya?

Sorry. Had 3 of those 4 horseman & was resting on the back porch for a bit. Anybody seen my cigarettes? Who drew this dragon on my chest? Where did the orgy go?

Ah. I see you 2 are… talkin. I’ll let meself out.

Ah, sorry, M’lady.

Music: XTC, Faithless, Paul Okenfold, The Beatles, Dead Kennedys, Robyn Hitchcock, Johnny Cash, Aimee Mann, The Clash, Sugarplastic

Book: Vladimir Nabakov, Italio Calvino, Raymond Chandler, John McPhee (and no need to feel bad about admitting you like Steven King… he’s popular for a reason; he can be a pretty damn good writer when he puts his mind to it. The Stand is a great book).

Beer: Newcastle Brown Ale, Watney’s Cream Stout

Whatnot: The Baltimore Orioles, roadtrips to Vegas, a good concert, an evening playing “Settlers of Catan”, my DVD player (with my brand new Toy Story box set, woo-hoo!).

Oh, and Saturday is good. But it might have to wait until early evening; I’ve got a meeting during the day.

Well, damn. Suddenly I don’t think we’re going to win the first date prize. Get my hopes all up…

Aw, screw it, I’ll cancel the meeting. Couldn’t have been important, anyway… :slight_smile:

Woo-hoo! And we’re back in business ladies and gents! We may get this prize, yet!

Ooooh, good taste in music and books. Now if we could just do something about the shoes…

Heh. Reading back I feel a little funny having you welcome me to the boards. Out of the two of us, guess who has more free time to post on her hands.

So, got a spare couch or something for me to crash on when I come to visit LA?

Not to post on my hands, you understand, but time on my hands to…oh hell. I never claimed to be intelligent.

Yeah, I noticed that too… I joined in September but have far fewer posts than you. 'Course, I’m adding many more tonight…

Yes, I have a very comfortable couch, with your name all over it! No really, I just took a Sharpie and wrote your name all over it.

Okay, not really. That would be a bit weird.

You know, not to drop a sixth hint or anything, but if you were on IRC this might be a tad easier.

Maybe you should wait until you know my real name before you go writing it all over the place. It would be a shame to have to cross all of them out and then start over again.

Good point.

What’s the channel on IRC?

I’m not very good at taking hints, am I? :slight_smile:

#straightdope. Duh. :smiley:

Er… what IRC network? The ones I keep going to, #straightdope is empty…

Oh, right. We’re on the undernet.

Aww, look oldscratch, he calls them Sharpies too! How cuuuuuuute!

Sheesh, you go away for a day to pack up all your belongings and you miss the first semblence of a decent orgy the board’s had in ages!!!
Isn’t it always the way?

Nym, I brought you some Kahlua, botterscotch schnapps and Baileys as a welcome present? Now, have you tried CC shooters before…?

I know not these CC shooters. Where I come from I’d take that Bailey’s and the butterscotch and make buttery nipples. I’m always willing to learn new things, though. You show me yours, dpr, and I’ll show you mine. :smiley:

How come every time I take six hours off to sleep I gotta boot this thing in the ass again? What? Like everyone is BUSY?

Hey STOP! Stop using me to write names. Sorry Nym, I was sleeping too. You know, drowsy and all that. Let me have a couple pick me up shots, and we can start partying again.

Well, I’m at work now so I’m getting paid to party here… :wink: