Miss Nymmy has been here a YEAR!

Nymysys celebrates her first anniversary at the Dope this very day.

I love Nymmy. You love Nymmy. Joey Hemlock wants to be Nymmy.

She puts up Dopers at her house, and says funny things like ‘hell on a cracker’ and is smart and skinny and beautiful and wunnerful and she’s cool and she rules.

I wish only to make Nymmy happy. Join me in congratulating her, and wishing her well. Make her soup, or buy her some Jalapeño cheese dip. And crackers. Make her a scarf. Dance for her amusement. Buy her a monkey butler. Send her Mercutio for a week or two. Come on, people!

Nym, you’re a doll face. All of the best to you.

Yay!! Nymmy’s a BIG GIRL now!!

::runs out and drags in the ice cream cake and strippers and booze and… um… other stuff::

Woo!! :smiley:

Happy anniversary, Nymy, it’s been interesting.

Congrats Nymysys! I hope you have many more good years here at the SDMB.

See Above :slight_smile:

I would make her some soup, but the only thing I know how to cook are pop tarts…

I’m a college student, warning, bad joke I’m so broke I can’t even afford to pay attention

Hmm, crackers, I might be able to do that! :slight_smile:

Poof TheNewbie turns Nymysys into a scarf.

I’m not so sure what I do can be called dancing, it’s more like flailing

I went to wal-mart last night, and they were out…Sorry!

I doubt Mercutio would listen to me…

Sorry! It looks like the best I can do is crackers. So where do I send them? :wink:

Hmm, let’s see…danced for her amusement? Did it.

Brought her jalapeño cheese dip? Did it.

Made her soup? Well…brought her soup, at least.

Come ON, people, get on the rest of this list.

Love ya, Nym. You know this.

I’m not about to send her Mercutio… don’t wanna be held responsible for corrupting an innocent, impressionable youth. Not to mention how it might effect poor Merc. ::rimshot:: But seriously… I AM trying to find her a job. How would that be for a dopeversary present?

Feh… I forgot to add… Happy One Year, Nymmy!

I love me some Nym!

blur comes in and gives Nym a nice bowl of soup in a bread bowl.
Happy one year Nym!

Nymmy rocks.
And I’d say that even if she didn’t let me crash at her place and show me the ButtPlug of Doom. :slight_smile:

Great googly moogly. You Krazy Kids.

I was too busy reading the damn Repost Your First Post Thread to even see this. I have to watch you guys every single minute, don’t I? Well, let’s see. How can I sum up this past year?

This year I’ve:
*Met 487 new friends, a couple-dozen very good friends, and four people I would get run over by a truck full of mad midget monkeys and die for.

*Went on dates with…geez. FIVE dopers. No wonder I have this reputation.

*Went to gods-alone-know-how-many ChiDopes. Hosted a few, too.

*Started in GD, found MPSIMS all quick-like and in a hurry. Continue to reign Queen Supreme over here. In my mind, anyway.

*Found chat. Stopped posting so much glurge. Boards celebrate.

*Got engaged.

*Five times.

*Kidding. I’m KIDDING, people.

*Was employed maybe six months out of this year. Maybe.

*Sent out well over 400 resumes and went on 40-some-odd interviews.

*Took one UK and one OZ vacation to visit dopers. Came back from both, despite wagers to the contrary. Also visited LA, NYC and CT for dopers, and hosted several that have come through Chi.

*Had a doper roommate when I joined, now have a different doper roommate.

*Learned that Mods Are People, Too. Even Coldy.

*Laughed my arse off.

*Cried twice as hard as that.

*Quit smoking three times.

*Started again. Three times.

*Had a Pit war with someone, then later made up and became friendly. [sub]HI, Nacho4Sara![/sub]

*Jodi said I make her laugh. That one sticks with me.

*Posted way too many times, including times when I said too much, when I didn’t say what I wanted to say at all, when I said things no one was interested in, and, on one occasion or two, when what I said mattered to somebody, somewhere.
You guys are great. This has been, hands down, the absolute worst year of my life. The mere fact that I haven’t completely lost my shit is attributed largely to you all here. You’ve distracted me, entertained me, supported me, and sometimes yelled at me to turn OFF the computer, go OUTSIDE and PLAY, dammit!
:raises glass:

**Here’s to the next year being better, to friends that stick together, to being Mundane and Pointless (although I usually use the P for Personal, but whatever), and the server hamsters never slowing down.

Happy Birthday to me!**

Hope the next year is just as interesting.

Nymmy! GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY!

And put on a scarf. It’s winter.

Yeah!
Put on a sweater! Ginger’s cold!

Happy anniversary, by the way!

Here’s hoping the next year treats you kinder than the last.

:ahem:
May you live in interesting times.
Nah, I don’t really mean that. :smiley:

I have two things to say.

  1. I’m actually one year and one DAY old today. I didn’t want to nitpick, but for my birthday NEXT year, I figured I’d clear that up.

  2. My day today

This just might be a better year.

:slight_smile:

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I noticed…:smiley:
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Happy anniversary, Nym.

Well gee, thanks… I know I don’t post all that often, but it’s great to feel loved. Even if I haven’t quite been
here a whole year, and I’m a him not a her, and ya misspelled my name it’s still a great sentiment and I’d like to…
<someone whispers in Nymaz’ ear>

Er, um, nevermind. Sorry.

Happy anniversary, Nymysys! :smiley:
And congrats on the rejobbing!

HEY!