Yes that’s right I am talking about that nasty piece of good we all know as ** Miss Nymysys ! She’s going to be hitting her 1,000th post here today and to celebrate her lack of life I have decided she needs a ** NYMROAST.
Anything goes, the dirt flies here! As friend and foe of that thing we know as ** Nymysys **, I lead these proceedings and say, let the roast begin! I’ll be back soon to properly stab her in the back, I just need to put on my gloves for all the mud slinging first.
:: prepares the charcoal pit::
::readies her stick sharpened at both ends::
Hey, Nym. C’mere for a sec. I wanna show you something.
NymRoast is best with lots of potatoes, carrots and onions.
Oh, wait. It’s not that kind of roast.
Never mind.
Robin
Damn, MsR, that’s a shame, I was getting kinda hungry!
Let’s see…well, she lives too far away from a certain Australian doper, which is just downright selfish of her! and, erm, nope, can’t think of anything nssty about her at all, really. Sorry MamaHen.
Happy BBQing Nym.
NYMYSYS!
I cannot even speak of the evil. She’s… and… and she… she sometimes… she’s GOOD LOOKING! and… and… A GOOD PERSON!
spewing
And… she… she switches names with me sometimes to confuse people! I cannot even SPEAK for the foam in my mouth! She has a good sense of humour! AAAGGHHH!
Yeah!! She had to go and get engaged and now I get guilty feelings when I…
[sub] did I say too much?[/sub]
(shaking head sadly)
A Pit post party? That’s so…GIRLY! Just further proof there are too many women on this board.
Nymysys, what can I say about Nymysys that hasn’t already been written on the bathroom walls? <ba da bum>
Nymysys, the only reason she’s marrying DPR is because that’s the only way she can get a man down under her! <da ba bing>
Nymysys, she’s so boring, her fingers fall asleep on her when she masturbates! <do wah doo>
** Nymysys**, she’s so dumb she thought a sock puppet was something you used when it’s that time of month! <mmmmmmmm bop>
** Nymysys** is so lame she is actually enjoying this!
** Nymysys** likes to flech goats in the rain, this is true, I have the pics to prove it!
Why are cucumbers better in bed than Nymysys?
Nymysys doesn’t have that lovely phallic, bumpy texture.
What did the ob/gyn say at Nym’s last check-up? Hello…hello…hello…
Nymysys is so slutty there’s a revolving door in her bedroom!
Thank you ladies, gentlemen and **Nym ** you’ve been great, I’ll be here all week be sure to tip your waiter!
PS: this was done only after getting permission from that nasty whore Nymysys 
Nym… uh… well… she… nope, that’s not a roast… well, she… nope, that wouldn’t work either…
Ah, the hell with it. Happy 1000th post, Nym!
Ooooh, am I glad this thread has been started! I’ve been meaning to speak my mind for some while. What with the government idiocies and public scandals home and abroad, and with summer vacation and being lazy and all, I’ve never quite gotten around to it.
I’M NOT JAILBAIT ANYMORE!!
There. Got that off my chest. Of course, now that she’s all hot and squirmy in her seat, I’m going to have to do something about her heat tomorrow…
Hey, Monster… how YOU doin?
Robin
Huh. And here I thought a NymRoast was a Tanzanian Peaberry/Guatemala/Kona blend. Learn something new every day.
Ooo! Did somebody mention she’s good looking, too? Some people. Geez.
1000 posts is God/Cecil’s way of saying you have waaaaayyyy too much time on your hands.
1000 posts is God/Cecil’s way of saying get a life.
1000 posts means you have been ignored another thousand times.
1000 posts means that you have to get a Y1K software solution so you don’t have to start over again.
Congrats!
Nym makes the baby Jesus cry.
Aussies have small dicks. Not that you deserve anything better, of course.
[sub]Congrats, sweetie.[/sub]
Nymysys - what can I say about someone who had to go halfway around the planet in order to find someone who can stand her?
Actually, I think that pretty much sums it up right there…
Ah, Nymysys, you’re like the sister I never had. never wanted, either.
Isn’t this rather, oh, I don’t know, mundane and pointless for the Pit? Isn’t that where post count parties go? Can’t you people leave us misanthropic, bitter, socially inept Pit dwellers free of your goddam “celbrity roasts”? I open Pit threads to see verbal sparring with no holds barred and eloguently expressed pure rage. I like watching the huge trainwreck-in-motion threads.
And no, the Pit post count party is not a new and original idea. It’s been done. It was a waste of space then.
Since you asked so nicely waterj2 I’ll explain. While talking to ** Nymabout her 1,000th post I asked her if she would mind a roast and naturally thought I would take it to MPSIMS but after much debate it was decided that the Pit was the place. ** Nymysys decided that if people really wanted to be mean they would feel more free to do so in the Pit. It also allowed us to be more open with the insults. No we were not trying to be original, no we were not trying to waste space and no we don’t really give a shit if you like it or not Mad monkey love to you.
PS: the WE used by mamahen was the Royal we meaning myself and everyone else in my chair, they all agree with me!
I’m gonna move this.
No offense to Nym, who I hear is a real peach, or anyone else, but post count parties are pure MPSIMS territory. Regardless how you dress 'em up. Besides, I can’t see anyone getting truly nasty here.