Well, since it’s being moved, I’ll let the MPSIMS-waterj2 come out.
Congrats, though I don’t know ye well enough for a proper roast, just a rather vague mental association between your name and a general impression of quality. Here’s to another thousand!
What to say about Nymy…
She’s a swell chick, and by swell I mean she’s got enormous swells of breastage. By emormous swells of breastage, I mean, she’s friggin’ stacked, baby, stacked!
She’s got a bit of wit, a touch of class and a sprinkle of character. Sure, she’s not working right now, but for goodness sake, she graduated HS at, what, 15? She had her Masters at something like 21, right? She was earning more by the age of 23 than most of us will by the time we retire. She gave it up, though, to follow her dream. She lived that dream, something most of us won’t do our entire lives. So sure, she’s coasting right now, but she’s done more already than most of us will do by the time we’re twice her age. And that pisses me off. Damn über-smart, self-fulfilling, sexy, driven friendly chicka.
Happy thousand. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer broad.
Well, I may just get banned for this now that it’s in SIMS, but c’mon boys and girls, this is supposed to be a roast. Get with the program.
Enough of the nice pleasantries. We’re talking about Nymysys here. We’re talking about the woman who thinks phone sex i s getting turned on by an answering machine or some other pre-recorded voice. We’re talking about someone who thinks cybersex is kinky if it’s with a bot. We’re talking about a woman who move to Chicago for one reason: to see how her butt plug stacked up to the Sears Tower. Guess what? The Sears Tower seems diminutive in comparion. Guess what else. She uses the butt plug.
Or innocent little Nymsydoll is all about extremes. Damn hedonists. It’s fucking genetic for her. I’m sure you’ve all heard the joke, “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin’, you already told her twice.” With Nym, the answer is, “Stop jogging or get a kevlar sports bra.” From butt plugs to boobs, this woman is all about big.
You’ve got to keep in mind we’re talking about someone who has racked up a thousand posts in nine months. What a life! Between surfing porn sites she has contributed one thing to the boards. We’re not taling about anything of great philosophical import. We’re talking about redefining the mundane and pointless of MPSIMS. Okay, so that’s not her sole claim to fame.
Nymsydarlin’ has also managed to enflame the loins of all the male posters on the boards and half of the female posters. Hell, we’ve gotten over four thousand members since she’s joined. Why is that? Because when you pull that butt plug out there’s room enough for all of them.
C’mon people, we’re talking about a woman who’s idea of a gourmet meal is tomato soup and grilled cheese sammiches. The highlight of her day is smoking cowboy killers in bed. Okay, so I want to smoke one there with her, but that’s not the point. The point is we’re talking about one of the most witty, hedonistic and sexy posters on the boards and noone has had the nads to give her a proper roasting.
Nymph, baby, you suck. Please?
<throws confetti>
WOO! Happy 1,000 to me!
Um…better late than never, right?
I love you guys. C’mon, group hug. Noogies all around!
What happened to my life, people?
My momma always told me that if I had nothing nice to say, say nothing at all.
[sub]Happy 1K!![/sub]
Rose 
Good for Nym 
Nmy made me look bad! I said in the OP that you would reach your post that day! You held out on me you wench! But I love you anyway and congrats on having no life