I’m about to go ChiefScott on these goddamn smilies :mad:
::screams in horror and throws some alcohol into the puddle that is now Nym to reverse the effect::
::subtly unleashes a small army of two-inch-high spark-spitting godzilla windup toys on everyone, just to let you guys know i’m still here::
and to think i once passed time at a party just staring into space.
Whoa! I’m back! Was that single-malt, Sea? Good choice!
::counterattacks with a small army of two-inch-high ruler-wielding nun windup toys::
:goes in the corner with Sea to talk about how stupid boys are:
Nym, I’m so sorry! I didn’t realize the destructive powers of the Right! I shall remember that for future reference. Thanks, Sea, for coming to Nym’s rescue!
::bats at zyzz’s spark-spitting Godzilli to keep them from lighting her feet on fire::
Right you are, Nym. Shall we toast to that?
[{whining]
but… zyzzyva started it![/whining]
…but we do have our uses
::pulls out a bottle of Teacher’s as a peace offering::
Ferchrissakes, MikeG, when are you going to learn??
::points to the Disable Smilies in This Post checkbox at the bottom of the page::
You all remember the Peanut Butter and Jewwie incident, don’t you???
A toast! To the stupidity of men but loving them anyway! They’re just so damn CUH-YUTE!
A toast!.
And here’s to Nym getting 4 pages
::raises her glass::
Toast! To page 4, and the letter k!
Cheers!
I TOLD you guys, no speeches!
Oh, come on, just a few words? You know you want to!
K? The party would certainly get interestng after that.
No one’s seen any green ballons have they
:looks around nervously:
No green balloons, but zyzz has a big green ball… he sits on it! 
<ahem> Perhaps you’re wondering why I called you all here this evening…WAIT! I told you, I gotta wait until my date gets here. Sorry, carry on.
Do not taunt Big Green Ball.