(Unapologetically ripped off from Slate)
A relentless hunter from another planet stalking a helpless prey. Only one family can show him the power of love and mend his evil ways. George Clooney stars in…
ALF 3-D
Summer 2012
I, Wonder aka II, Robot: Will Smith returns as Detective Spooner in this action blockbuster! Turns out that VIKI didn’t die at the end of I, Robot - she instead transferred herself into an android child created by an inventor who wants to experiment with an innocent, completely unaware of the Three Laws. He lets his son play with the girl (who now calls herself ‘VICI’), but she secretly plots her revenge. Sonny, now the leader of the good robots, discovers her identity. He must convince Det. Spooner to destroy the child for the good of humanity.
It’s box-office gold - 80’s sitcom movie adaptation and a sequel all in one.
Magnum, P.I. - Martin Lawrence as Magnum. Cedric the Entertainer as Rick. Seth Rogan as TC. Idris Elba as Higgins.
Jessica Alba stars in Flo: The Motion Picture.
Alex Keaton is a driven libertarian economic genius whose best friend Skippy has invented a devise which generates energy from atmospheric static electricity. They could led the world into a paradise of free minds and free markets…
If not for his family- a bleeding-heart altruist dad who uses his public TV forum to champion the causes of parasites & looters, his dyked-out mom, his “Mediocrity-Rulez! It’s Kewl to Be Dum!” pop-celeb hot middle-sister, and his Punk Anarchist Rock Star baby-sister. Only the baby brother Andy sees the worth of his big brother’s vision and seeks to join him, but he must search for him because…
ALEX SHRUGGED.
Pilot episode debuted July 5th, 1989 (and that single episode is considered an entire season by the show’s producers) so I guess it counts:
"In a world where nothing matters except the excrutiating minutiae of every day life, and…yada yada yada. Four Manhattan-ites compete to see who can become…Master of their domain!
Brought to you by the producers of “Chunnel” and “Sack Lunch.”
Jason Schwartzmann as Jerry.
Zach Galifianakis as George
Katie Holmes as Elaine.
Johnny Galecki as Kramer.
And Cedric the Entertainer as…NEWMAN!!!
SEINFELD
Because you know it’s gonna happen.
I was coming here to say Small Wonder. But you just can’t have Vicki be evil. That is too much of a change.
But remember, she does have an evil twin…
An ambitious corporate executive faces a daily struggle between amoral, unchecked ambition and the mystical wisdom and morality (not to mention sexual appeal) of an underling.
WHO’S THE BOSS?
Sarah Palin in She’s The Sheriff, with George Bush as her evil(but totally incompetent) deputy.
After immigrating to the US and English butler finds a middle class family to take him in. But soon after the family members start dying off one by one.
Just why did he leave England? And what horrible secrets are waiting to be revealed? The blood will flow, and you’ll never be the same again when you learn the truth about
Mr. Belvedere!
It’s only a matter of time until Seth Rogen does The Greatest American Hero.
I’m seeing Anthony Hopkins.
He’s already busy doing The Green Hornet.
I’m actually mildly excited about that one. I’m sure TGAH is next, he’s got the hair and everything.
That’s an excellent choice. 
She’s a streetwise hooker trying to straighten out her life…
…he’s a former drug addict with forged ID and the keys to the kingdom…
…together, they’re just what this country needs…
Cuba Gooding Jr. and Martin Lawrence in a fat suit in…
Gimme a break, Benson!
A son fulfills a promise to save his dying father…
…A cursed prince in a haunted castle…
…A forbidden love greater than a man for his semi…
With an all new Disney soundtrack…
Greg Evigan and Feder Emilankov in…
BJ and the Beast
In a world obsessed with youth, some people fall through the cracks of society. But in this dramedy for the young and young at heart, four women will change the way we see age, they will change the perceptions of the world.
A lonely but sexually adventurous Miami widow rents rooms out to two fellow women-of-a-certain-age… a counsellor from Minnesota and a divorced substitute teacher from New York City, who is joined by her elderly mother.
Together… they must face up to the realities of living in the modern world, and through their journey… they will find… that love… lies… in… the… last place you might expect it.
Madonna is Blanche Devereaux,
Cher is Dorothy Zbornak,
Prince is Rose Nylund,
and Betty White is Sophia Petrillo
in the most anticipated motion picture event of your Nana’s life:
THE GOLDEN GIRLS
Ouch!
That’s pretty cleaver.
He thought he had found a safe haven in the land of opportunity, but the political climate changed. Now, hunted by the Government, persecuted as a Terrorist, kept safe by a man who weaves a cover story claiming to be his cousin Larry, Balki must clear his name, or be forever trapped in New Alcatraz.
The Perfect Stranger