The plane is the latest in a series of new pieces of military hardware unveiled by Iran.
“This jet is a messenger of honour and human generosity and a saviour of mankind […] The key message is friendship”, [President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad] said.
Coincidentally, it can at times be “a messenger of death for enemies of mankind”, but you can’t really blame a young UAV for the occasional bout of moodiness, can you? It ain’t easy being green and bipolar and the savior of mankind all at once.
“The Islamic Republic of Iran thanks you for your interest, and would like to assure you that the guided missiles currently converging with your ship are part of a special service we extend to all of our most enthusiastic clients, and the fully-armed nuclear warheads are, of course, merely a courtesy detail. We look forward to your custom in future lives. Thank you.”