Iranian President Ahmadinejad to give C4's Chrismas speech...come again?!

I’m not making this up.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is to give Channel 4’s alternate Queen’s speech (for Americans and others unfamiliar with the concept, Her Majesty comes on the telly box at about 3 every Christmas day and gives a speech about the year). Channel 4, a rival commercial network has had a few ‘alternatives’ to this in recent years, the only ones I can remember being Ali G and some veiled Muslim woman. But Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?! That’ll be a good laugh after the Christmas dinner! “Good evening decadent infidels of the west! Down with Israel, up with Iranian nuclear proliferation!”

It’s gonna be hard to top next year, I’ll give them that.

Merry Christmas homosexuals. We don’t have any of you in our country. We kill them, er… I mean we don’t have them.

You might not have gays in Iran, but you’re in New York now, baby! (Hulu link)

That was beautiful, thank you.

Oh, and I had to look up who Adam Levine was. I’m not usually into boy-band types, but damn that kid is smokin’ hot.

Maroon 5 isn’t quite a boy band actually. But yeah, all my friends are in love with that guy.