It’s funny how God punishes American cities over issues like gay marriage, but He doesn’t punish, like, Saudi Arabia, for…being Saudi Arabia.
Why is God so mad at Somalia?
Or at me, for that matter?
Because he’s gay and fat and nobody listens to him, LouisB
Probably because the people who think that God sends natural disasters to punish America are the same sort of people who think Saudi Arabia is a good model for what America should be like. Just replace “Allah and Muhammad” with “God and Jesus”.
It might have more “message from God” cred if it had hit Wyoming in January, instead of, you know, where hurricanes usually hit and near the middle of hurricane season.
I think Bachmann is a message from God, and the message is - stupid people are a bigger threat to humanity than anything the Devil has ever conceived.
Let me see if I understand this, Sam. You live in Thailand and travel all the way to Vermont for vacation? That’s one hell of a haul.
Is God the one who keeps clogging up our kitchen sink? I mean, I’m not complaining or anything, but it sure would explain.
I concur. Plus, there’s the message of if somebody says that such-and-such is a Divine message, ignore them.
I prefer the messages that come in burnt toast or the topping on a crème brulée. The pious get a sign, and the faithless get a snack.
Why does God only talk to the crazy people? I mean, I think I’m pretty smart but I never would have made the connection between a giant storm and the national debt all by myself. Here I was thinking he was out to punish all those rich folks with beach houses.
Right, using Bachman logic, God is clogging your sink because the US isn’t doing enough to help Somalia. It makes so much sense when it’s explained, why didn’t we see it before?
If God is mad at Washington, why did he pummel the Outer Banks, while leaving DC relatively unscathed.
“Damn it, missed again.” 
Seriously? I’ve been to Saudi Arabia several times and it’s pretty much the model of a shithole, save certain coastal areas that are “okay”. I think their god has been punishing them for many centuries and they just haven’t gotten the message.
God sends tornadoes to the god-fearing South and Midwest. But has there ever been tornado one in the Castro? Nope.
Makes you think, doesn’t it.
Well, SF certainly gets it’s share of earthquakes. . .
Yeah, right. “Just kidding, haha.” While she nurses her sick thoughts in private.
Heh. Well, we’ll probably pass on Vermont, but we’ve heard it’s nice. Reminds me of when we lived in Hawaii and I had to show my driver’s license to pay with a check one time on a trip to Albuquerque. The shop girl was astounded that people in Hawaii left the islands for their vacations. Same with a Motel 6 clerk in Anaheim.
So what was god telling MN when the bridge collapsed?
“That’ll teach you to elect Michele Bachmann!”
I know witnessing is frowned upon in MPSIMS, but I can’t resist the temptation to refute Michellle straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak: