Billy Ray Cyrus-An ‘achy breaky’ heart attack.
(Sorry. I just watched VH-1’s ‘One-Hit Wonders’ show)
Norman Fell – down an elevator shaft.
Former Chicago Bear William Perry crushed by refrigerator.
Headline:
Anna Nicole Smith dies of anorexia!
“Heston Accidentally Shot To Death Cleaning Gun”
“Deadly Aneurysm Proves Bush Had Brain”
“Coroner Determines Lack Of Face Killed Michael Jackson”
“Michelle Kwan Fatal Slip On Ice On Sidewalk In Front Of Walmart”
“Robert Downey Jr. Dies Of Natural Causes At Age 109.”
Sting: dead of a heart attack suffered whilst having sex
Sylvester Stallone/Arnold Schwarznegger/Jean-Claude Van Damme/Russell Crowe: beaten to death
Michael Jackson: dead after a fall from a balcony
George Michael: dying of wholly natural causes – in a public restroom
Charlie Dimmock: drowned
James Cromwell/Tippi Hedren/Stefanie Powers/Bridgette Bardot/Kim Basinger: mauled by animal
“Christopher Reeve thrown from horse.”
sorry :smack:
Bill Clinton dies of lung cancer from smoking too many cigars while receiving ministrations from interns.
Hilary Clinton is trampled in a cattle stampede that begins with only a thousand head but somehow magically transforms into a hundred thousand.
Sarah Brady chokes on a vegetable.
LOL.
John Madden: dies in bus accident.
Callista Flockhart: morbid obesity.
Ted Nugent: Shot by fellow hunter who mistakes him for a deer.
Stephen Hawking: sucked into a black hole.
Mike Myers: Axed to death by his wife, Robin Ruzan.
Cecil Adams: fought ignorance, lost.
JK Rowling struck by lightning on the forehead?
See I was thinking more like:
“Anna Nicole Smith- murdered by 16 year-old lover.”
Stephen King startled by a strange noise into a heart attack.
O.J. Simpson. Murdered by a jealous boyfriend, who retains Johnny Cochran as his lawyer and gets acquited by an all white Malibu jury.
Keith Ritchards. Dies at 97 of old age.
Marlon Brando. Starvation dieting.
Osama Bin Laden. Wouldn’t be ironic…just damn nice if it did happen though.
Bob Hope dies of despair.
Leonardo DiCaprio dies in boat collision.
Leonard Nimoy dies of radiation poisoning
Prince Charles dies in auto accident en route to church to marry Camilla.
Alanis Morrisette suffers embolism while singing “Ironic,” coroner rules death not ironic in the least.
Michael Jackson falls from a balcony.
Michael Jackson dies of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Michael Jackson dies from a nose infection.
Charlton Heston is disarmed (think of his little NRA tagline).
John Travolta: dies, is transported to another planet to live with L. Ron.
Jimmy Carter: dies after starting a bar fight.
Ralph Nader: car crash.
Johnny Cash killed by falling safe.
Jimmy Buffet chokes to death in a restaraunt.
Garth Brooks drowns in river.
Russell Crowe pecked to death by ravens.
Burt Reynolds asyphyxiates in food wrapping.
Bob Hope killed by Faith Hill at a charity benefit.
Sheena Easton killed at railroad crossing.