Is a bottle of wine per night gonna destroy my liver?

Maybe wine does have a pickling property … this thread was seriously pre-zombified …

I lie to my doctors about how much I drink. I tell them that I consume 14 units per week. Truth be told, I don’t even consume 14 units per month. I’ll go weeks at a time without drinking any alcohol at all. I don’t want my physicians to prescribe medications containing acetaminophen so I think of that as being a way to forestall that.

Why don’t you just tell your doctor that you don’t want acetaminophen? I don’t want it either, but why lie?

I tell my doctor the truth, but he smirks and suggests that I’m exaggerating, because he is in a group practice and if he enters my number honestly, the software wants him to be aggressive in the way he handles me. Rather than explaining to his partners that I won’t cooperate, he enters a number that falls below the cutoff for this.

That makes no sense. The only medications that your doctor is likely to prescribe for you that contain acetaminophen, are combination opioid / acetaminophen pain medications.

Do you need those? If not, why lie? Why lie anyway?

Because if you say you don’t want the acetaminophen containing combinations they act like they think you’re drug seeking and going to run home and swallow all your opioids at once. If I tell them I’m a daily drinker they prescribe something without acetaminophen and think it’s their idea.

I do occasionally need pain medication. I’ve got osteoarthritis. I started on ibuprofen, but it was bad for my blood pressure. I tried acetaminophen, which was both bad for my liver and marginally more effective than Tic-Tacs, so now I’m on the occasional dose of Tramadol, which is useless for inflammation but an adequate, if not stellar, analgesic.

This sounds like a homework question. A word problem homework question.

A terrible, terrible word problem homework question.

Medical advice is best suited to IMHO.

Note that this thread was started in 2009.

Colibri
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Awww. This message board has been an important part of my internet world for 16 years now, although I am a bit of a hit and run poster. I feel honored that I composed an eternal zombie thread.

I’m still alive.

Cheers, dude!

Thanks.

BTW, looking at my calendar here, I see today makes 27 days of sobriety. It was a good decade.

So, how 'bout posting your latest liver function test results? :slight_smile: