Hijack
I was just curious if your g/f gets the regular Star Wars theme, or the Darth Vader theme? (If not, you need to get your ex girlfriends the Vader theme) 
Screeme
I dunno if you have ever seen them, but there are Alarm clocks with bells that are about 6in. in diameter, I have one of those, since I started using it a few years ago, every bell I hear I just completely jump up and almost jump on the floor like I’m trying to doge bullets, it’s crazy, but I am SERIOUSLY afraid of bells, not phones, because we have the electronic rings on our Lucents at work, but BELL bells, like at school, I just about go ballisti when they ring!!!
I dunno how I’m gonna survive…