In doing research for a … um … research paper, I found out about several hundred billion disturbingly successful plots that were executed by the Illuminati. Apparently, the Illuminati plotted to and gained control of both the European and American economy by establishing the Bank of England and the Federal Reserve respectively. They completely rigged an election to get Woodrow Wilson into the White house so he would sign the bill to establish the Federal Reserve. Apparently they did this by financing programs to annhilate the Jewish population in Russia, Poland, etc… so the Jews would come to America. Then the Illuminati educated them to vote Democratic and Woodrow Wilson was only the second Democratic president in the White House since the Civil War. And I guess the Illuminati or some associate of them have financed both sides of every war since 1776.
If this is all true, then uh… it sucks and I’m scared.
I thought it was total BS, but fun BS, until there was an unsuccessful coup in Italy mounted by a cadre of Freemasons. Made me think, but not too much. Hard on the brain.
Jesus H. Buddha, are you nuts man?!?! Are you trying to get killed? You’re just attracting their attention.
In fact, you may already know too much. And you didn’t even mention, how they set up the Kennedy family with all their wealth, and promised Joe the presidency for one of his sons - Joe wanted his oldest his son, but the Illuminati disagreed and had him offed in the WWII, giving the presidency to Jack, but when he slept with Marilyn Monroe (an Illuminati covert agent) and found out about all their evil plans, they had him killed too. And then there’s Watergate, and the Exxon Valdez, and Monica Lowinsky. If anybody found out that I knew this stuff, I wouldn’t last a wee… Ooops.
So we’re in agreement then? The saucer people are conspiring with the reverse vampires, in conjuction with bigfoot, cooperating with the Rand Corporation, with a grant from the Chubb group to eliminate the meal of supper.
Don’t worry, Steeljaw, the Illuminati don’t exist, and if they did exist, they would be generous individuals concerned about the well being of the world, but they don’t.
I was gonna talk about the whole Kennedy thing Jack, but I figured that the post was getting too long and I know I just stop reading after a few lines.
Anyway, they are also responsible for the establishment of the United Nations and the Council on Foreign Relations. I guess those are just steps toward the institution of their one world government.
I wonder if the Illuminati probe people like UFO’s do?
Any Illuminatus out there who can answer that, it would be greatly appreciated.
No need. Most everything you could need to know is in their garbage. You just think garbage men are stupid. Oh what the Sanitation Industry has on people…
Seeing as how I know nothing, can I use that as my sig line so that I can play off knowing nothing.
Jack Batty, that’s the best site ever on the Illuminati. Kinda makes you wonder who actually put it there. Concise, to the point. I give it two conspiratorial thumbs up.
What the hell is this fnord stuff? I came across a website about it, but I never took the time to read it. I associate with Pinky from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain. Come to think of it, Brain was always trying to take over the world…