Is anyone else incapable of "eyeballing" measurements? How do you deal?

Coming from someone fully capable of eyeballing most things within ridiculous closeness, there are secrets, that once learned give you an advantage.**

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[li]3 oz of meat – a “normal” serving – is approximately the size of your palm and 1/2" thick[/li][li]cup your hand tightly, it will form a little scrunchy cup in the palm, fill that cup to just under the place where the fingers meet the palm – it should be roughly a teaspoon[/li][li]a yard is the easy one – grab a piece of fabric/yarn/string between the thumb and forefinger, hold it to your nose, then reach your arm out to the side, keeping the end you plan to cut by your nose – if you’re short, turn your head away from the direction your arm is, if tall, face forward – cut where the fabric touches your nose. I am 5’3", my husband is 6’ it is within 3" of a yard with either of us[/li][li]the thumbnail is roughly 1/2"[/li][li]a slice of american cheese is roughly one ounce[/li][li]a dollar bill is roughly 6" long – or half a foot[/li][/ul]

Liquids are tough – we are confronted with fucked up portioning all the time, so you just have to practice to get liquids down. A few things to keep in mind – 3 tsp = 1 tbsp, 1 tbsp = 1 oz, 8 oz in a cup. There are other tricks that I use to be able to eyeball things, but it’s almost all based on remembering the measurements of other things for comparison, like a sheet of paper is 8.5"x11" and knowing what things are denser than others. It helps me to know that fudge is denser than cookies, so a lb of fudge will take up less space than a lb of cookies.

**obviously, we are all different sizes, and there will be some variation, but like I said, it is all within amazing closeness.