Is anyone keeping their finger on the pulse of Superbowl CTs?

Taylor swaying to some music at 9:09. Can’t be a coincidence. The nines are a signal that the Niners will lose.

Back on topic, I’m hoping the CTers freak out over whatever they read in the commentators’ on screen highlighting (or whatever it’s called). As for me, I’m really enjoying those. Great comments, good highlighting/scribbling/whatever it is.

I think you’re on to something. It’s clearly movement instructions for the shock troops. No one will be the wiser for state secrets being fnord so openly shared.

I imagine one of the intentions behind the Super Bowl CT’s is to be able to claim victory when the thing that was never going to happen doesn’t happen.

Guess what, libs? Taylor DIDN’T parachute into the stadium with an army of drag queens doing an arial ballet praising Joe Biden, and she DIDN’T attempt to use CIA mind control techniques embedded in her unannounced half-time performance in order to hypnotize the audience into voting for Democrats!

Take That, Libs!

Touchdown KC. Called it.

I am disappointed because that would have been the highlight of a rather boring game.

Guess it wasn’t at halftime. Someone on twitter posted a shot of Taylor drinking, Ice Spice and the guy next to her giving occult hand signs.

I did notice they started showing her on CBS. I had to switch back to them as I dared refresh the stream I was watching and was told the stream didn’t exist. Luckily, the real game was still in overtime, so I did get to see the last play.

I suspect they showed her whenever she was excited by a good play from her team.

But I guess that the 49ers were all in on the conspiracy, but had to keep it close to make it believable.

So, no actual knowledge of CT comments on the game? Nobody? I wouldn’t even know where to look.

They could still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

This is the closest I’ve seen.

But these seem to be conspiracy theories by Swift fans.

Other than that, I can’t find anything timed during or after the Super Bowl.

I was hoping Kelce got the camera in his face after the game and them asking “Where are you going now?” And him saying “I’m going to ask TayTay to marry me”

But, alas, no Valentine surprises.:expressionless::heart:

Here’s Beau of the Fifth Column discussing the current state of the conspiracies, including how Trump got involved:

Someone in the fun and games forum posted that there is a CT circulating that SF blew the game on purpose. Considering how close they came to winning, that seems unlikely to catch on.

Ah yes. Thousands of 6 or 7 sigma athletes, whose entire life is based on competition, finally make it to the pros where they’re informed the games are predetermined and they’re now basically pro wrestlers, and not one of them has spoken out. Very believable.

Apparently, the game garnered the largest TV audience since the (entirely CT-free) Apollo 11 landing. I would love to see the breakdown of the viewership. I suspect it’s something like 40% Football fans, 10% Swifties, 49% people who like expensive advertising, and 1% the crazy people who make up 99% of the posts on Twitter and Facebook.

It was all a conspiracy to discredit “Go woke, go broke!”! And you all fell for it!

I, however, was watching ironically, so that doesn’t count!

I don’t think the NFL rigged it, but I can certainly understand why some fans would think it’s too neat and suspicious. Mere months after one of America’s most popular pop stars begins dating a Chiefs player, the Chiefs advance to the Super Bowl and win it.

The Chiefs have been a Super Bowl caliber team for several years now.

Sure, but still. It gives the vibe of “This is the happy fairytale ending the league wanted.”

Of course, there’s no way the NFL could have scripted a muffed point or missed Niners extra point.