Is Cecil Superman?

In My Humble Opinion
1

You may think this an odd question, but I offer the following:

Recently, I’ve been seeing “Classic” Cecil columns, which means it’s either Cecil’s day off or he’s on vacation. On the days those columns appear, I’ve noticed that superman is nowhere to be seen! No, really, I’ve checked.

What, you think it’s far-fetched? Well, let me ask you this: have you seen Superman on those days? HAH!

2

Nah. I think Cecil would laugh (ha-HAH!) at kryptonite.

3

Superman is busy ripping Lois Lane open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.

4

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen Ed Zotti and Clark Kent at the same time.