Aw, c’mon! Everyone knows Lipitor! …at least all my friends do. For months I walked around proclaiming:
“I am Lipitor! Triglicerides fear Lipitor!!”
in my best supervillian voice.
Well, WHAT???!!!
And I couldn’t tell if the vague ads were for antidepressants or antihistamines or antifungals or antihemorrhoidals so I didn’t bother asking. I mean, any of those could be useful, but if the person in the ad is of the other sex, would I look stupid asking for it?
Those poor physicians!
“I’m sorry, Miss Fitch, that’s an anti-impotence drug, and not really safe for fertile women.”
or, if you prefer…
“Actually, we don’t recommend the vaginal yeast-infection drug for your condition, but there are some good topical preparations, Mr. Fitch.”
:rolleyes:
(It was Claritin, and nobody knew. I hope the advertising agencies learned from that.)