A friend of mine was staying at a hotel and they gave him a little optional survey he could fill out so that they could make personalized recommendations on what to do in the city.
Thesection on sexual orientationwas quite interesting!
Disclaimer: this was posted by him on facebook but I don’t think it’s a copypasta thing. If anyone else has seen it floating around, I will scold my friend for trying to pass it off as his own thing 
It would add new dimension to “I think I’m turning Japanese…”
I guess that’s the Oriental orientation.
Thank you Rachellelogram! A scolding we will go 
I don’t buy that that’s genuine. Even aside from the “Chinese” thing, how can there be only one checkbox for “heterosexual”? I’m pretty sure I’m not interested in the same “good times” as a heterosexual woman.
And checking TinEye, it looks like it’s already going around.
It would be a tough call for me. I’ve always considered myself straight but I’m definitely attracted to Kelly Hu.
Strange that they put “Heterosexual” last. Reminds me of forms where you indicate your race/ethnicity, and “White/Caucasian” is at the bottom below 20 others.
Kelly who?
I heard you can’t get past first base with her.
What? :eek:
I don’t know… 
Third Base!!! 
But will I get to home plate Today, or Tomorrow?
This may not be the time or place to say so, but I really don’t like the term “copypasta.” It seems forced and unnecessary.
Naturally!
(I wonder whether **Malacandra **got the A&C reference or was expressing genuine surprise…)
He doesn’t even know what you’re* talking* about…! 
Thank you, agreed.
