Is Czarcasm allowed to "senior moderate"?

[colonial]

@Marley23

This is why we can’t have nice things. First off, MEBuckner was joking and it should have been obvious to anyone. I was hoping the lightbulb would go on when I told you he used to be a moderator, but I guess that’s not going to happen. And MEBuckner was not fired. He retired in 2009 after years and years on the job.

This is kind of what I was afraid of: I wanted to make it as clear as it could be that this is a fiction and keep it from taking root, but with certain kinds of people, telling the truth doesn’t work and clear, unambiguous denials of falsehoods don’t work either. That’s how conspiracy theorists think, for example.

Please attempt to think clearly about this: why would we have a quota system in the first place? What would be the point? It would create extra work for everyone and pretty much ensure bad warnings, which would help no one and would create extra headaches for us (first we’d have to give more warning to meet our quota, then we’d have to defend them when people complain). Then why would we lie about that system if it existed? We could moderate that way if we wanted to. We don’t because it’d be stupid. Then there’s the question of why you’d choose to hang out on a board that works that way.

If none of that works, consider this the point when I cease to care about your opinion on the subject, colonial. It’s better to communicate with people who keep an open mind and take care to think rationally.

You misunderstood that, too. I’m tempted to call this trolling, and if you start a thread there’s a very good chance I will call that trolling.

Someone getting desperate?

Talk about embattled denials.

[Marley23]

@colonial

For the umpteenth time “whoosh” is terminology peculiar to SDMB, and no one has ever told me what it means.

It’s the sound of the joke flying over directly your head.

[colonial]

@Marley23

It’s the sound of the joke flying over directly your head.

I figured I guessed that one right.

However, the joke is on everyone on whom it never dawned, going back to that other thread, Marley, that I was kidding from the get-go about there being a quota system.

[Czarcasm]

@colonial

I figured I guessed that one right.

However, the joke is on everyone on whom it never dawned, going back to that other thread, Marley, that I was kidding from the get-go about there being a quota system.

[my name]Riiight.[/my name]

[Irishman]

@colonial

For the umpteenth time “whoosh” is terminology peculiar to SDMB, and no one has ever told me what it means.

“Whoosh” is the sound you hear when something goes past you very fast and very close. It is the sound of the air being disturbed. Basically, it means you missed whatever came your way. Typically, it means a comment went over your head.

And it is not specific to the SDMB.

[Chimera]

@colonial

For the umpteenth time “whoosh” is terminology peculiar to SDMB, and no one has ever told me what it means.

Which totally explains why it has it’s own entry in the Urban Dictionary. :dubious:

[Marley23]

@colonial

However, the joke is on everyone on whom it never dawned, going back to that other thread, Marley, that I was kidding from the get-go about there being a quota system.

My actual first response to your “joke:”

@Marley23

Normally I would ignore a comment this ridiculous, but this is the second time someone has asked about it recently and I’d like to make sure nobody reasonable could think it even might be true.

So you kept it up for about half a dozen posts after that. I’m having trouble distinguishing between your joke and trolling.

[colonial]

@Czarcasm

[my name]Riiight.[/my name]

Nope.

[your name]chump[/your name]

[Marley23]

Warning issued to colonial for being a jerk. The quota “joke” was ill-advised, and insulting somebody on top of that is too much.

[colonial]

@Marley23

My actual first response to your “joke:”

So you kept it up for about half a dozen posts after that. I’m having trouble distinguishing between your joke and trolling.

There are several lessons for you to learn from the exchange, but far and away the most important is LIGHTEN UP. You have taken the whole thing so damn SERIOUSLY.

[Czarcasm]

Put the shovel down, dude.

[Marley23]

@colonial

There are several lessons for you to learn from the exchange

And you as well.

[GrandWino]

@Marley23

Warning issued to colonial for being a jerk. The quota “joke” was ill-advised, and insulting somebody on top of that is too much.

So what do you have planned for the rest of the day now that you’ve fulfilled your quota?

[hajario]

@colonial

(reply #53):For the umpteenth time “whoosh” is terminology peculiar to SDMB,

It that’s true, how is it that the first time I remember hearing the term with the exact same usage was in 1982 from the guy who lived in the room next to me in the college dorms?

[Heffalump_and_Roo]

@hajario

It that’s true, how is it that the first time I remember hearing the term with the exact same usage was in 1982 from the guy who lived in the room next to me in the college dorms?

It must have been a future Doper getting ready to introduce the term at just this board over a decade later.

[Leo_Bloom]

You know, Marley, I just felt the brush of the angels of warn over my head. I was kidding, although you answered me seriously, i thougt, “OK, he didn’t see I was joking, or maybe he needed to be clear if somebody else didn’t see I was joking.”

So I didn’t pull a whoosh (the SD version of “psyche!”) or keep it up. Despite all, at the end of the day, my motto is “don’t fuck with a mod when hes modding” and it seems to be working out ok so far.
Am I now pissing you off by being a royal kiss-ass?

I can’t win. This place gives me the creeps. :eek:
<slinks off to argue with his wife, the veritable Moderator>

[Zoe]

Czarcasm: Hell no. The number of unsubstantiated “junior mod” accusations would triple. If newbies don’t know that I modded for over ten years that’s just fine and/or dandy with me.

I don’t think they care whether it’s “fine and dandy” with you. What difference does it make that you were a mod “for over ten years”? You are not a mod now, are you?

Czarcasm: That doesn’t make any sense-how could the number of unsubstantiated ones be less than zero?

BigT: it was a matter of just still sounding like he was modding.

BigT has put a finger on the problem. Czarcasm still sounds like he is modding to several people, apparently. Probably some mass hysteria or delusion on the part of the regular dopers is involved. Or maybe the newbies don’t understand the difference in a former mod and a regular doper. Hmmm.

My only experience with CZ’s “junior moderating” has been with his telling me to get back to the original topic. We were seventeen pages into the thread at the time. That’s a little bossy and, in this case, unnecessary.

But after giving it a little thought, I came to a “who cares?” point of view. He’s not a mod, but perhaps it makes him feel better about himself. Just give him “all the respect that is due.”

[Leo_Bloom]

I, for one, welcome my Czarcasmatic overlord.

[Marley23]

@Leo_Bloom

You know, Marley, I just felt the brush of the angels of warn over my head. I was kidding, although you answered me seriously, i thougt, “OK, he didn’t see I was joking, or maybe he needed to be clear if somebody else didn’t see I was joking.”

To that end I guess I need to refrain from taking this seriously. For a while I was concerned people might actually believe this, but it seems like nobody does and it’s not worth worrying about. So in the future I won’t treat it seriously if it comes up.

[Czarcasm]

@Zoe

My only experience with CZ’s “junior moderating” has been with his telling me to get back to the original topic. We were seventeen pages into the thread at the time. That’s a little bossy and, in this case, unnecessary.

I know it’s a long shot, given all the times I(and others) have asked for them before, but I don’t suppose you can provide a cite?