Is Czarcasm allowed to "senior moderate"?

[Grammar Nazi]You forgot to put a space between “I” and the opening parentheses so therefore your entire point is invalidated and therefore you owe us pizza.*[/Grammar Nazi]

*With pineapple. Because everyone loves pineapple on their pizzas.

I usually order anchovy and pineapple pizza. Would you like a slice?

That sounds awesome. I would love a slice. Please send it to my vacation house at 1600 Pensylvania Ave. Washington DC, New York New York 80085.*

80085 = BOOBS

When did Washington, DC, become a suburb of New York, New York?

Last October.