I can’t believe this thread has gone this long with no “pussy-eating” jokes…
I kinda made one.
Kinda.
Although you can eat whatever the hell you please, it still disgusts me to think about it.
You’re one to talk! You eat the entire world!
I probably wouldn’t do it…
unless I needed some more guitar string.
Or your tennis racket had a big hole in it.
Kittens? Too scrawny. They don’t call them furballs for nothin’.
Now a full-grown cat, that’s another story.
“When the game of life makes you feel like quittin’
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words cause from where I’m sittin’
You can’t go wrong if you kill a kitten”
– Stephen Lynch
Ya gotta admit, it makes a lot of sense.
So, anyone got any recipies?
Astro, requests for recipes go in Cafe Society.
And just like eating beef would be bad form in India, eating kitten would be bad form in most kitten-luvin countries.
Well, considering all the kittens that God kills when people masturbate, it would be a shame to let them go to waste. Plus, you could make a musical instrument of of it while you’re at it…
Hmmph. I’d really like to get to know you a little first, but as long as we both enjoy it, it’s bad manners not to.
Holy cow! You are a rare breed indeed…
Although, we could get a LOT of meat out of our Misty-she’s huge.
But I say immoral, since cats are our superiors.
According to Douglas Adams, they’re not. Only dolphins and mice are.
Down here in Australia, pet cats have escaped into the wild and have bred into feral cats the size of mini lions. Some of 'em stand 18 inches high and are over 2 1/2 feet long. Every animal in the continent less than “knee height” is now an endangered species thanks to feral cats. They’re the ultimate lethal killing machine on the Australian landscape. There are billabongs down here now in the Outback totally devoid of life and the last skeleton to have laid down it’s bones was the local feral cat which had killed off everything else and then died itself from starvation.
Is it good manners to eat a kitten? Ask the Australian environment! (smile)
Would it be immoral to take money for eating a pet ?
It’s bad manners if you didn’t bring enough for everyone to eat.
I must cross-reference astro’s other post, Insanely fat pussycat. I think it explains a lot.
I would say that in our society, yes it immoral. We have cats as pets and they are dependent upon us. We don’t need them to survive, we have plenty of options at the supermarket already prepared for us.
For someone starving in the middle of nowhere, or in a very poor country or whatever, I have no moral quandry with their eating cat. That’s a clear cut case of natural selection…you eat it or you die.