If your trigger for deciding that pop culture was declining was “Family Guy,” you must never have watched TV before the first episode of “Family Guy” aired. By the standards of network television, it’s Masterpeice Theatre.
Jesus, look at the shows that came before it. “Love Boat.” “Car 54, Where Are You?” “The Ropers.” “Gilligan’s Island,” for the love of Christ.
I watched an episode of “The Flintstones” the other day and was appalled at how incredibly, mind-bogglingly atrocious it was. It made the worst episode of “Family Guy” look like a Pixar magnum opus. The only reason anyone could possibly think that “The Flintstones” isn’t a cheap peice of shit that was nothing more than “The Honeymooners” ripped off clean and put in cheap-ass animation is nostalgia.
I find it simply staggering that VCO3 or anyone else would think TV used to be better than it is now. I’m not that old - 36 - and even I know TV used to be far, far worse than it is now.
Here are the top TV shows from the 1980-1981 season, the season that started the year VBCO3 was born. I’m not sure precisely what the list is based on but it seems like a reasonable list, knowing what I know about the history of U.S. primetime TV:
- Dallas. Mediocre prime time soap opera, no better and in many ways worse than any contemporary prime time soap.
- 60 Minutes. Still on.
- The Dukes of Hazzard. Mindless, idiotic crap.
- The Love Boat. Mindless crap.
- Private Benjamin. Short-lived, ill-thought-out spinoff from a movie.
- MASH. A classic series.
- House Calls. Short-lived, forgettable, formulaic sitcom.
- The Jeffersons. Occasionally humorous spinoff.
- The Two Of Us. Short-lived sitcom.
- Little House on the Prairie. Family-friendly drama; underrated, IMHO.
- Alice. Stupid sitcom.
- Real People. Utterly vapid reality series.
- One Day At A Time. Mindless sitcom.
- The Greatest American Hero. Not a very good series, but I give it points for trying something different, and a funny concept.
- Three’s Company. Stupid sitcom.
- Magnum, P.I. Classic detective series.
- Too Close for Comfort. Mindless sitcom.
- ABC Sunday Movie - well, there’s no way to rate this.
- Diff’rent Strokes. Idiotic sitcom.
- Archie Bunker’s Place. Poor attempt to keep “All in the Family” alive.
So of 19 rateable shows, we have:
3 great shows (MASH, 60 minutes, Magnum PI)
3 okay-to-good shows (Dallas, The Jeffersons, Little House on the Prairie)
2 ill-advised but noble efforts (G.A. Hero, Archie Bunker)
and 11 complete pieces of shit.
Now let’s look at the top 19 shows for the week of December 3 to 9, counting only regular series:
- CSI - Classic, if now dated, crime series
- Grey’s Anatomy - Allegedly good medical soap, though I hate it.
- 60 Minutes - hey!
- Survivor: China - Crack-smoking-stupid reality show
- Extreme MAkeover: Home Edition - Mawkish reality show, was fun for the first three/four episodes
- Without a Trace - Reasonably good cop procedural
- Amazing Race - Reality show I don’t like but better than most.
- Two and a Half Men - Uneven comedy; no worse than “The Jeffersons”
- Law and Order: SVU - Intense, tiresome cop procedural
- Cold Case - Also a decent cop procedural
- Deal or No Deal - Stupid game show
- NCIS - Bad cop/military procedural
- Heroes - Genuinely original first-rate, unique show. Markedly better than 1980’s superhero show.
- House - Very good medical procedural.
- Private Practice - Shitty spinoff.
- CSI: NY - OK spinoff.
I added three more that did not make the list (it was too short to give me 19 shows) that had polled higher throughout the season:
17a. Family Guy - Crude but sometimes very funny animated sitcom
17b. The Simpsons - Classic series, having a bit of a rejuvenating season
17c. Dancing With The Stars - Admittedly popular but, IMHO, dumb reality show.
Of course the most poular show in the USA is “American Idol” but since that’s only on in the second half of the season it doesn’t show up here. That’s also why “Lost” isn’t on the list; it hasn’t been on yet.
So out of 19 shows in 2007, I get:
3 classics: The Simpsons, 60 Minutes, CSI.
1 that may be a classic but it’s early to tell: Heroes
4 good-to-greats: Family Guy, House, Amazing Race, Law and Order SVU
3 just okay: Without a Trace, Cold Case, CSI: NY.
and 8 peices of shit. Note that I’m taking “Family Guy” as a good show but citing both “Grey’s Anatomy” shows as shit.
And the thing is that in 2007, you don’t have to watch the networks. In 1980, the three networks were your only options. In 2007 you can watch any number of shows on cable networks that are of incredibly high quality.
I just don’t understand how anyone could think TV is getting worse. It’s far, far better than it used to be. 30 years ago there was nothing on TV like “Weeds,” " The Sopranos," “Lost,” “Pushing Daisies,” or “The Simpsons.”