So, Bowe Bergdahl returned to active duty today after spending the past six weeks in rehab. He will apparently be assigned to some desk job while the investigation into his disappearance and capture is conducted. His security clearance has been revoked, so his job will be in the protocol office, assisting soldiers with procedures and etiquette. He has yet to speak to his parents, although he has sent them letters. Bergdahl can leave his base escorted by a “care team”, and he has been seen shopping and eating at a local mall. The investigation is ongoing, and Bergdahl has retained legal counsel.
Per DOD policy, if the investigation concludes that Bergdahl was a POW (i.e., not a deserter), he will be entitled to back pay for his five years in captivity, including a combat pay premium. This works out to about $350,000 for Bergdahl. Per IRS rules, this pay may be tax free.
And, the Fox headline screams… “Bergdahl could get $350G tax-free, if cleared by Army”.
I love this headline. “Army and IRS to follow established policy and laws in Bergdahl case!” Well, yeah, I imagine they would. And I love how the article starts:
First of all, I think we’re missing some words there. Otherwise, it’s saying that Bergdahl gets the money if the “investigation…was not desertion.” Anyway, I also just love how this is something “Fox News has learned”, as though it required some kind of dogged investigation to pry that information out of the Army. Fox News has just learned that these tax laws and DOD policies exist! And they apply to Bergdahl!!
Later, Fox informs us:
“Reports of a rift in the family”. This is a beautiful bit of insinuation. “Reports” by who? And between which members of the family? Mom and Dad? Dad and Bowe? Dad and Crazy Uncle Fred from Florida, the one no one liked to begin with? Hell, there are lots of “rifts” in my family, for certain values of “family”.
Oooh, the investigation has to get moving! Is that the way it works, if you can just slow-walk the investigation until your service is up, you get away with everything? I have no military background, but I would think that’s probably not the way it works. But, Anonymous Military Guy says they have to get the investigation going, so by God they need to jump right to the verdict before he slips away from their grasp! Oh, and he “lawyered up,” the scoundrel. Again, I’m not an expert, but I presume that people subject to military justice have a right of counsel and a right to remain silent, kind of like everyone else does. That might be in the Constitution, but I’m not sure.
So, yeah. A few fairly uncontroversial facts, some innuendo, and presto! Fox Noise!