To many Merkins, baked beans means a sweet molasses-y, non-tomato-y sauce. The equivalent of Heinz baked beans here is Campbell’s pork and beans, which reminds me of various childhood culinary horrors. I have never heard anyone wax rhapsodic over them.
Stimpy once called the white blob of salt pork in the baked beans can the ‘queen bean’ and claimed that all the other beans are the ‘worker beans.’ That kills me.
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Branston Pickle **
how is this different from regular pickles? Twiglets sounds like Winnie-the-Pooh’s friend
**Digestive biscuits ** What the heck are these? I know biscuit is Britspeak for cookie, so is a digestive biscuit a cookie made with Tums?
And heed the word of casdave when it comes to Cornish Pasties.
One more thing - Richars Woodall’d of Waberthwaite make the best Cumberland sausage, bacon and hams I’ve ever tasted. Woodall’s sausages served with fluffy mashed potato with a sprinkling of nutmeg and black pepper, covered in a handsome onion gravy and accompanied by a pint of your favourite ale is, IMO, the very best of England right there on a plate.
Ok, I am with Francesca here. Salad Cream is dead nice. Mayonnaise is far too creamy and bland and French dressing is oily and full of bits. Only Salad Cream hits the right note of creaminess and acidity. Also, it is sticky enough to stop your cherry tomatoes toppling off your lettuce onto the floor.
Marmite is yeast extract. It’s a sticky dark brown substance with a strong smell and salty, tangy taste. The taste is incredibly hard to describe. You’ll have to procure yourself a jar of marmite and try it. Warning: spread it very, very, very thinly.
I truly am meant to live in England. I’m now waxing rhapsodic about Salad Cream and pizza with (sweet) corn and tomatoes, and sodas made with real sugar, and Hobnobs, and, oh!
I use it on Spianch Salad. Mmmmmm. I have a bottle in the fridge. No expiry date. Smells and tastes fine. I think I bought it in 1999. What’s in this shit-formaldehyde?