Is it considered poor form to squeeze your lemon?

Agree.

But yea, you eat bugs, rodent hairs, and poop every day. Not in big quantities, of course. (Or at least I hope not. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:)

Along the same line (more or less), if you could use a lemon squeezer, you might be a Monkey Man.

For some reason, limes tend to look dirty even when they aren’t. I can’t bring myself to just chuck it in there.

If I notice that my lemon appears to be smeared with a spoonful of fecal matter, I always send it back!