Is it illegal to carve your name in the moon with a big ass laser?

Seriously, a friend and I were arguing about this. We agreed that it was unethical, but not technically illegal. Everyone would be pretty angry with you, and cops may follow you around until you make a mistake, but you would be the most famous person in the world.

What do the teeming millions say about this? Any illegalities?


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Reminds me of the Calvin Sunday strip where he imagines going to the moon and using a moon buggy to write “Calvin Is Great” with tire marks.

Calvin: I wish I could go to the moon…

Dad: I wish you could, too!

Mom: DEAR!

Actually that was the plot of the first Tick episode. Chairface wanted to do it but the Tick stopped him but not until he got off some markings.

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Well, I do know that in the cartoon series “The Tick” evil Professor Chromedome tried to carve evil mastermind Chairface Chippendale’s name into the moon. He only got the Cha carved before The Tick showed up and thwarted the plan. I don’t think he was arrested though.

I am pretty sure this means it is A-OK as long as you avoid angering any large blue superheroes. If you do get arrested, feel free to call me as an expert witness.


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I’m pretty sure the authorities would have something to say about your posession of such a powerful writing tool.

But if they don’t, I’d like to borrow it when you’re done.

Yes, it seems that the weak link in this plan is possession of a big ass laser. Illegal to steal from a military laboratory, sure, but what if you built it yourself?

“And who is responsible for this vile act of defamation? Charro?”

:smiley:

Esprix, also a fan of the Tick

(Oh, and I found out Chairface Chippendale was also the cause of Furbies and the downfall of My Little Pony - you can see the whole story here at Chairface Chippendale vs. the My Little Ponies. Don’t ask how I found it - I’ll only be banished.)


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DAMMIT!

I thought I would be the first to post to this thread, but in my enthusiasm to get the Tick quote right and look it up on the web, y’all beat me to it! DAMMIT!

Esprix


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And in every episode afterwards, you could see the letters CH (and part of the) A in the moon. Then, a later episode involved a large being (I forget what exactly) that took a bite out of the moon, and every episode afterwards featured the moon looking like Cookie Monster got a hold of it.

I love continuity in TV series’, and I absolutely LOVE The Tick!

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Hmmm… cartoons as legal precedent. Does that mean I can drop a big friggin’ anvil on my sworn enemies’ heads, as indicated per R. Runner v. Wile E. Coyote?
:smiley:


You can call me the King of Futility
There’s a purpose to my actions, I just haven’t found it yet
You can call me the Crown Prince of Irony
It’s a crown I wear with dubious pride; it keeps falling down as I swim against the tide

Although I’m sure that a Big Ass Laser would be sufficient to carve your initials in the moon, I would recommend using the upgraded version: The Big Moon Laser.

Plus, it doesn’t smell as funny.

As long as the anvil does not harm or do any damage to the enemy you can do so.

It’s called the LooneyTune defense.

Jeffery

Temporary musical insanity? Hey, it’s a good excuse for Yoko Ono.


You can call me the King of Futility
There’s a purpose to my actions, I just haven’t found it yet
You can call me the Crown Prince of Irony
It’s a crown I wear with dubious pride; it keeps falling down as I swim against the tide

Temporary musical insanity? Hey, it’s a good excuse for Yoko Ono.


You can call me the King of Futility
There’s a purpose to my actions, I just haven’t found it yet
You can call me the Crown Prince of Irony
It’s a crown I wear with dubious pride; it keeps falling down as I swim against the tide

That was when the Tick and some astronauts went to the moon trying to fix the “CHA”. The Tick got blown out into space and met up with the giant planet eating guy. The episode was called Alone Together if I remember correctly.


“And so he says to me, I don’t like the cut of your jib. And I go, I says, but it’s the only jib I’ve got baby.”

I would think nothing is illegal on the moon…murder, theft, arson, rape… If one astronaut did that to another, who would prosecute them? I wouldn’t think that any country has jurisdiction on the moon. I think the only laws on the moon are science laws.

Cartoons provide so many unappreciated functions in society. See the attached
Cartoon Laws of Physics.


In this world, you must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

Except that, at least for american astronauts, they are on a military expedition and members of the US Armed Services. That means no matter where they go, they are subject to US Military codes of conduct and laws.

Unless I’m mistaken.


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, this is rarely the case.

Joe Cool

What about civilian astronauts? The last man to walk on the moon was a civilian geologist and not a military pilot.


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I think even civilian astronauts are subject to US military law, because they could be considered as part of the military expedition. They traveled in the same vehicle, they’re getting paid from the same pockets, etc.


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