Is it just me or does the Amazon.com logo look like an erect shlong? i imagine this may have been pointed out before, but what’s up with that!? The first time i saw it i thought that. they gotta redesign that logo; put another comma shape at the other end of that thing. jeez…
It’s just you. 
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar… but it’s usually a penis.
Your dick looks like the amazon.com logo when it gets hard? I’d keep that to myself if I were you.