I thought he said “pita,” so I made myself a gyro.
The world needs more gyros.
Hey, you heard Tina Turner. We don’t need another gyro.
BINGO. When I said the insane thing, I presented it as an either/or statement, not as a clear, matter of fact comment. You just misrepresented me. Whoops on your part.
Take your blood pressure, doc, its probably too high for your own good. 
Joke value = 7.5, Good point value = 0. But you knew that.
I am definitley not “THAT guy”. (Look at the writing style.) That’s my brother, what a jackass. Wanted to see how all of you would react to a question like that (or so he says). WTF? I have instructed him on how much of a knucklehead he is…
The guy who asked - multiple times - how to get out of child support?
Right . . . you’re not him . . . just like the one muslim girl was actually a homeless guy.
But you let him use your account? And it hasn’t occurred to you that such a thing might not be entirely appreciated around here?
Hold on a sec - which of you sought to abort his girlfriend’s pregnancy by getting her paralytically drunk? And which of you has the whacky ideas about plastic containers contaminated your fruit juice?
Contact an administrator about sorting who’s posting under your name, hauss.
Dopers aren’t responsible for figuring out ‘writing style’ or responsibility for posts.
Note: user account has been temporarily suspended.
TVeblen
Pit mod
Gee. hauss reminds me of homercles. Especially after re-visiting this thread: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203307
Strange assertions about science and the poster’s special insight into it, along with assertions that the more bizarre posts were the responsibility of the poster’s brother.
However, I do note that both hauss and homercles co-existed at the same time and were actively posting here during the same part of 2003. Sort of argues against one tentative hypothesis I was considering, though it doesn’t absolutely rule it out.
See, that’s how science is done! Create a hypothesis. Gather data. Examine and compare the existing facts and see whether or not they support the hypothesis! 
Yeh! And if the facts don’t fit, toss 'em out and find some that do!
What? 
Does it ever seem to anyone else that some folks just don’t “get” science at all? hauss really honestly seems to believe that his voodoo approach to health is valid and meaningful - I think he simply doesn’t understand ideas like evidence and how one comes to valid conclusions. Is there any hope to explain science to such people?
I’m in full support of tossing someone out, in any case.
“Those are my principles. If you don’t like them, I’ve got others.” – Julius “Groucho” Marx
Since the OP has departed our company this is sort of flogging a dead horse.
Locked.
Veb