Is it just me or is this site kind of soft?

From one of hauss’s page 1 postings:
*It’s just that I know what is knowledge/truth and what is speculation and I demand knowledge when most people would settle for supported speculation.
*
Well my ape’s brain cannot comprehend that subtle distinction.
In GQ, a typical questoin might be “What is the mass of the Sun?” and within a few minutes someone comes back with 2 x 10[sup]33[/sup] grams. There we have it - problem solved. But hauss does that answer have to be qualified with “this is supported speculation” OR “this answer is 77% supported speculation 22% knowledge and 2% other” ? And since you said you demand knowledge, are you going to take someone else’s word for the Sun’s mass or are you going to do some firsthand experimentation?

and a quote from the second page:
I use technology only in cases where I know for a fact it will help me.
Yeah somehow I had a feeling that computers and the Internet do not offend your scientific sensibilities. :smiley:

[disclaimer] Percantages may not total 100% due to rounding errors [/disclaimer]

:: carefully mops his brains off the wall and floor before they set and cause stains ::

Just wanted to make sure you didn’t think I thought you were actually “quick to anger.” I just like the quote.

Lordy, does a day go by without misrepresentations of what people say? From what I gather, unless you write a three-page treatise leaving no nuance of inference untouched, then you’re fair game.

[QUOTE=Qadgop the MercotanAnd as a wizard, um I mean a doctor, I’m not going to let that pass.[/QUOTE]

He turned me into a newt!

A newt?

I got better.

No no no. Should be…

I got better…

The pause is key.

What works even better is if someone doesn’t come along immediately after and micro-analyze the joke.

:eek:

The horror!

:eek:

:smiley:

(I guess I won’t go into why this comeback is witty and amusing . . . )

Depends on where you get your jollies.

Two weeks ago I was going to pit my brother for this same degree of ignorance. Just because someone synthesized it does not mean it’s bad for you. We are not brainwashed slaves opiated by Nutrasweet and Tylenol.

That’s your opinion. Risk aversion is a euphemism for paranoia. If you continue to delegate your trust so meticulously I wish you a good time living in your own ‘safe’ little world.

I would disagree with that, at least in GQ. There, I do strive to be factual, and I therefore will take great exception to being misrepresented.

I would disagree with it too. In fact, I regularly do.

Oh, man, I didn’t realize this is THAT guy. Yes, by all means, hauss, instruct us on the proper ways to live our lives. Please.

You’re using technology right now. You’re sitting about a foot away from a computer monitor. I’ve heard they emit radiation. If I were you I’d hurry on down to the organic computer parts store and buy a tofu monitor.

Oh, ick. I forgot he was that guy too.

Well, I’ll remember from here on out.

Here’s the monitor I use.

Taking a poor, innocent lizard out of his natural environment, and trapping him to serve as an information display?

I’m calling PeTA on you, you monster! :slight_smile:

Sorry, the local chapter is busy protesting the beating of dead horses.