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Ditto.
So now your presentation is “I didn’t say something stupid, I just wasn’t posting with integrity!”
Not helping you look any smarter!
OP-What is your affliction?
Raised by goats?
Capricorn?
Australian?
Actually, she hasn’t messaged to request her initiation with the goat, the squid, and the barrel. Given her registration date of more than a year ago, she has disqualified herself from newbie enrollment. Sad, because now she’ll never be admitted to the ‘cool posters’ clique.
This is an unusual thread, Normally a one-trick-pony will actually have a trick.
Shucks! I am sorry I missed initiation. I like a good hazing 
The truth is, just after I registered I was diagnosed with MS. My focus was peeled away from posting on discussion boards, hence being a year old noob. So, I wandered back, read some posts, sighed at the high word counts and people trying hard to look smart and created this gem. Being I’ve never trolled before, I just figured this was the place to lay down a beef. I didn’t think it would win me brownie points but it was a way for me to get to know people without having to read essays. I have enjoyed see glimpses of you without you being attached to an actual issue within the realm of topics such as politics or religion.
Even in slagging, I see the level in which many of you operate and given my new cognitive limitations, I truly don’t think I can rise to the occasion here. I make word errors frequently and don’t even catch some on review, I read a thread and I’m exhausted by the detail and information required to adequately challenge a post, and I can’t always articulate what I want to say. In other words, you folks would eat me alive.
So I’m sorry to those I have offended, for the feathers I’ve ruffled, but more importantly, I’m sorry I can’t rise to the challenge of proving many of you wrong about me.
Is this Step Two: Poor Pitiful Me, to be followed by Step Three: The Flounce and Step Four: The Triumphant Return?
Naw. Not looking for pity. I have this strange need to explain my madness. It’s a bad habit really.
Don’t worry Penny. This board has it’s good points, but it’s also Asshole Central. Don’t let them get you down.
Aren’t you the guy who is supposedly always wrong?
He’s still batting 1.000.
A completely unsupported assertion.
However, if it pisses people off, I might decide to be wrong on purpose to provoke some responses that might get the biggest jerks banned.
But if I tried to be wrong, wouldn’t I end up being right? Hmmmm. I have to think.
No, just a fuckwit.
Why break new ground now?
I’m honestly surprised you haven’t tried that excuse yet. I mean, you’d be banned for trolling, but at least people wouldn’t think you were quite as stupid as, well, people think you are.
Then many people here are actually as much faux intellectuals as I believe them to be.
Penny, be aware, the intellectual preening on this board can get to be a bit much. Don’t be afraid to puncture some of these giant egos.
Oh, she’s doing a swell job so far. I’m sure everyone is feeling very very punctured by her biting wit and… stuff.
Next up, her brother comes in to announce her shocking death.
Now, now. Electrocution is never funny.
I’m sure I’d be missed hahaha