So, the boyfriend and I were sitting on the couch watching TV last night, and he says, “Why do you smell like a filthy hippy?” I was, of course, all “Huh?” He tells me I smell like patchouli, or sandalwood, or some smell like that that smells like incense or “unbathed commune resident”. Actually, it’s just my hair that smells.
Naturally, I’m a bit alarmed by this.
I’m extra alarmed when he tells me it still smells like that this morning! Oh no, I evidently do legitimately smell like dirty hippy! (I can’t smell it myself, but then I wouldn’t, would I.)
I don’t wear any scented anything. I haven’t changed my shampoo or anything. The only thing that’s different is that a few weeks ago, I (I know, it’s silly) started taking these hair, skin and nail vitamins. I think my hair is really shinier, but then again it could be wishful thinking. Is it even possible that hair and nail vitamins make me smell like a head shop?