Is It Possible To Get Better Illustrations For The Home Page?

They’re repulsive and I love 'em.

That’s quite the business model you’ve got there. Take a grotesque image of a woman copiously urinating from beneath her skirt onto her living room floor while scratching her back with a vibrator, stick it right in the shop window, haw haw, fuck 'em if they can’t take a joke, and then wonder why you aren’t getting any new customers.

Is that some inside information on you have on new customers, or are you just speculating?