sick pictures, straight dope…ugh, must they be such raunchy illustrations, some of them?? and especially on the opening page.
jus htought I’d vent - I’m in a good mood today, so I’m not gonna go off on anyone (luck you).
I’m not weird, I’m just Gifted…okay, so I’m weird too…
~I’m 15, people, but don’t doubt my intelligence~
*fLoWeR cHiLd, 2nd generation…
“Im not opinionated, Im just always right.” ©Me
Take it up with Slug, er, uh, that is, SlUg.
Slug? You dare to insult Slug? Hoo boy, are you in for it now!
Slug Signorino is part of the Trinity that is Cecildom. Hating Slub is kinda like loving God and Jesus but hating the Holy Spirit.
Except that Slug exists, of course.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
Ooooh, you called him Slub. You’re in a heapa trouble now.
You’re not going to go off on anyone? Well, gee. Thanks, dude!
Oh, by the way, what makes you think anyone gives a fuck about your vents?
Maybe you should stick to your colouring book. And stay inside the lines!
Putz.
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Stupid typos. I apologize, oh great Slug. I will do 15 “Hail Signorino” prayers tonight in addition to the normal 10. Please to not pillory me with Your mighty pen. Please do not ridicule me with Thine drawings. Forgive me my trespass.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
Too late, manny. The next “Cecil slaps a loser” illustration will have your name on the loser’s tee-shirt.
Probably because Slug doesn’t want to bother with RaNdOm CaPiTaLiZaTiOn foolishness.
15 years old and already “gifted” with a lack of punctuation, grammar, and spelling skills. Not bad–it takes some posters until they’re in their 30’s to be that incoherent . . .
Hmph. “Raunchy,” eh? Get thee to a nunnery. How’s that for raunchy?
-andros-
Hail Slug.
AnD SOmE GReAt HoBbieS:
reading, writing, listening to music, haging w/friends
That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.
– Phædrus –
Slug’s illustrations are disgusting, but brilliant!
You must be referring, specifically to this week’s drawing of Madam Eve’s campaign contribution.
So very clever. See, she’s running for House Whip and there, in her right hand, rests an actual whip!!
Furthermore, the phoenetic splitting of the phrase “campaign contribution” on the side of the box yeilds several juicy word suggestions.
The pot-bellied, porky guy (get it?) is holding up three fingers, providing a subtle and symmetrically pleasurable balance to the three tails of the whip held behind her back.
And then, of course, there’s the whimsical treatment of proportion and composition.
I am in awe.
I haged with some friends once.
Never again.
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I was able to discerne the following gem from fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY’s sig line
Aw, c’mon, please can I?
you might be smart but you are in for a heap of slamming if your posting style continues to resemble a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist.
Heck, I imagine the board will even let the username pass, but please, oh dear God please, follow this one simple piece of advice.
Proofread.
I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy.
Um… I think the line is, “I have the body of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy.”
Oh, Mully.
Tsk.
Hey pal- luck you, too.
Go shag your friends or whatever…
Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
Click here for some GOOD news for a change Zettecity
You’re 15 people? Who are we talking to now, Sybil?
We gladly devour those who would subdue us.
Dang, not my day. A thread is started by a semi-literate kid and it ends up being the destruction of my posting skills. Time to take a nap.
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You “jus htought”?
No… neither did you “jus spell”.
Quick wacking your monkey while on-line, and both your spelling & keyboarding will improve.
“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
Gotta love it…art appreciation in the pit from the anonymous, the astigmatic and the antisocial.
Asshole.
TVeblen sez:
What’s this? Post critique by the irritating, the patronizing and the usesless?
Next we’ll have dissertations on bravery by a Frenchman and treatises on work ethic by a cat.