Or maybe a flame lesson from a wet blanket.
Do you realize that if you rearrange the letters in the OP’s name, (and add appropriate punctuation), you get: “ein foLLoWeR Gnat crY! Hide!”
Sound advice.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
“ein foLLoWeR Gnat crY! Hide!”
uh ohh … time to change the secret spy codes again.
I think you just nuked DisneyLand
Is It JuSt Me Or DoEs TrYiNg To ReAd ThIs DrIvE yOu AbSoLuTeLy InSaNe?
Why, oh, why do these kids feel the need to write like that? No punctuation was bad. Too much punctuation was worse. I thought it couldn’t get worse than all caps - I was wrong.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
ouch, I didn’t think I was in for such a whipping. Yow, c’mon, give me a break.
Okay, maybe I should explain myself…I am not dissing the cartoonist, not at all!!! I think he’s great as a matter of fact, it just happened to be that day that it was an incredibly raunchy picture, and I was just kind of… (very slightly) disgusted.
Guys relax, I’m not dissing him - I think he’s a great cartoonist. I’m not in any trouble, simply because it was all a misunderstanding, and it was my fault mostly. I didn’t mean to accuse the cartoonist of anything, because he hans’t done anything wrong. I don’t really care if anyone else cares about my venting - ey, if you don’t care, then don’t reply, because otherwise, your just giving my your attention and time, therefor verifying the fact that you care.
And never before have I met such critical comments. My goodness. I’m sorry I’m a fast typer and I don’t usually proof-read my work online. I didn’t think it would become an issue.
please, I’ve been misunderstood, and it’s my fault and I’d just like to clear everything up, okay??
I never meant anything by the first comment I posted, especially to diss the cartoonist. He’s very good at his job, and I think his cartoons are very funny, and he does a great job on them. It just so happened to be the one day, I had seen a very…unsettling (for me at least) cartoon. I’m sorry I vented, and from now on I’ll keep my thoughts to myself. I’m sorry, everyone, okay? I didn’t communicate my thoughts in the right way, and obviousely, everyone thought I was ona different wave length. I’m sorry, guys, I’ll watch myself next time.
Thank you.
Peace, Luv, and Happiness to all!! -hayley 
I’m not weird, I’m just Gifted…okay, so I’m weird too…
~I’m 15, people, but don’t doubt my intelligence~
*fLoWeR cHiLd, 2nd generation…
“Im not opinionated, Im just always right.” (c)Me
Hayley, you sweet little thing:
Before you do something – anything – it’s a good idea to ask yourself why you’re doing it.
First, wHy iS YoUr ScREeN NaME sO AnNOyInG? We all would assume, at the age of fifteen, you can use both the shift key and the caps-lock key to make capitalized and lower-case letters – no need to show us that you can. Mixing the two types of letters randomly is not clever enough to be artistic; it is, however, remarkably hard to read and therefore annoying.
Second, posts to this message board are generally expected to have a point, unless you’re over in MPSIMS. Once you’ve made a point, such as objecting to the cartoons, you’re also pretty much expected to defend it, unless you’re just posting to hear yourself speak, which, again, is pretty annoying.
Third, you’re expected to be familiar enough with the Board to know what the various forums are for. This is the Pit, and people are very often not nice to each other in the Pit – that’s pretty much why it’s here. If you post here (which you did), you really don’t have any right to act hurt when people are mean to you, because that’s the risk you run by posting here.
So ask yourself: Why did I pick this screen name? Why did I post in the Pit? Why did I post at all? Did I ever have an actual point? If you did, and you’d like to discuss it, then post it in the correct forum.
Oh, and never never spell the word “love” as “luv” again. Ever. In the real world either.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
I have to take exception, here, jodi. “Luv” is a perfectly acceptable word and spelling, provided you’re using it in quoting someone from Liverpool.
“She was living here back when the Beatles first became big, weren’t you, luv?” and such.
Oh, and Hayley? As for me, apology accepted. Just keep in mind that the only way we know you is by how you post, and the less grammatic/ proof-read/ correctly spelled your post is, the more the immediate assumption is that you don’t have anything to say (go look back at some of the reactions to SaDkOrNyGuY for examples and explanations). The general assumption is unintelligible=unintelligent.
And I’ll second jodi’s question. What is it with the alternating caps/no caps in user names? I’m too goddamned young to feel confused and alienated by a young generation, dammit. Next thing you know, I’ll be going around talking about how modern music sucks and I just don’t understand groups like Korn and Limp Bizkit.
Goddamit, I already do. Shit. I’m turning into an old man. Shit shit shit.
JMCJ
This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message!
You can’t be too old, if you can still shit with that regularity. Qwitcherwhinin, sonny.
“Your posting style resembles a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist.”
–Mullinator, paraphrased–
John, I know how you feel. I just don’t understand this “roll and rock” stuff the kids listen to these days. I mean, what the hell kind of name is “The Beatels?” They can’t even spell right! And it’s all just a bunch of jangly guitars and “yeah yeah” screaming.
Don’t get out much?
I’m sure you’ll find it improves your comprehensibility greatly.
Only when it keeps you from being understood.
Again, don’t get out much, huh? Ever read Uncle Cecil’s column? He deals with a fair amount of material that might be considered “raunchy” by some. It’s certainly not on a par with hotmonkeylove.com or whatever.
No.
So many fish, such a small barrel.
-andros-
posting because . . . I care.
HEY!
No cracks about hotmonkeylove.com!
Must you people always destroy what you don’t understand?
- Rick
wait… did I type that out loud?
And so much ammo.
sorry veb, that was funny.
Work ethic…cats!!!ROTFLMFAO!!
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And I’ll second jodi’s question. What is it with the alternating caps/no caps in user names?
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YoYoYo, WhAt’S wRoNg WiT u FoOlS? ThIs TyPe Be TiGhT. bEtTeR tHaN tHaH rEgUlAr ShIt YoU aLl Be UsInG. WhAt, YoU aLl eNgLiSh TeAcHeRs Or SoMeThin?!?!?!
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In other words, alternating caps just looks cool to some, that’s all.
hehehe This type be tight. I like that one.
I really don’t find the alternating caps unbearable in a username. Cheesy in a wannabe-hacker kinda way (cOmE gEt YoUr 'LeET wAReZ), but not horrible. Now if the entire post was in alternating caps, that’s a different story.
YeAh (AlMoSt)! YoUsE gOt A pRoBlEm WiT dAt??? U bEtTa StEp, BoY!
(Damn, that took more effort that I thought! BTW, do people still say “step”?)
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Heehee!
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LoL!
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This is the pit, guys!
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I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
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